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i have extremely important news #skinkspeedwagon

DEMON 1: Wow, I love the new brutalist megastructure. DEMON 2: kskshkshkssss, deceiver! You merely love the wall of screaming flesh which engorges it. Yet ANY building can be engorged in suffering flesh, you worm, you architectural neophyte

dragon's dogma / Empty Vessels (2020)

Metal Gear Solid V(isual Concepts)

honestly kind of rude of instagram to show me a reel about how cantonese men have higher incidence of male pattern baldness, a week after i start T

Jim'llpaintit

me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce

this is how bad the canadian economy is rn

The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet. It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time.

throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky

yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore

Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo

Oh yeah, the headache that makes you wrong about Gundam

WHAT IF #EARTHSEA HAD WHATSAPP??

collected a cool beach rock for #skinkspeedwagon while i was in the UK and now he uses it like a pillow

Mid Century Modern tableware and where I think it would stand on trans issues, a thread

i must stay strong

F’ed around and made a disco hot dog

learning guy stuff. had my bf tie me a tie in several different ways and discovered that the lines between plain office worker, japanese salaryman, jehovah's witness, and post-punk boy band member are razor thin

#31 (July, 2021)

i regard water as dry