Just Jeff

Ask not for whom the tea is clocked, it is clocked for thee

I think as a society people just don't want to face what it means about us that Trump is a rapist and even though that was public information he was still elected President

There is truly nothing you could do to make fun of the NYT covering the Obama Cheesecake Factory quip instead of Trump being accused of rape. It’s completely beyond parody.

Who do I give to to get this in front of as many Michigan voters as possible?

One benefit of holding leaders accountable for crimes is that if Flávio Bolsonaro tries to overturn this election, he knows exactly where he’d end up. In prison, next to his father.

Oh my god lol this thing is wider than most interstate highways outside of Texas

THE FACTORY

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

Positive start to the weekend with cheating Sham City losing and Arsenal women beating Tottenham. Let's keep it going with a W for the Arsenal men

Saw a cool Japanese baseball hashtag that was all majestic home runs. Posting the coolest one I saw

Per a database of discrimination complaints obtained by @propublica.org , Trump's Department of Education is actively ignoring reports of rape and assault on campuses so they can instead focus on transgender athletes. Their obsession with trans people is actively putting women and girls in danger.

"Not breaking valued historical objects" is woke

God I hate Harry Kane.

The only correct serving size for a frozen pizza is the whole pizza. One serving = one pizza.

when the sales associate tells me the price

Why do the dumbest people get so much space and attention from the media (I know why, but still)

Statistically speaking, that is probably true, yes.

Barbarian II (1991)

Threads check

"Settlers"

"Bill, we want to bring you back for a part in our new blockbuster, Raiders of the Lost Ark." "You're not gonna call me 'Porkins' again, are you?" "No." "What's my character's name?" "Major Eaton." "Fuck you, George"

When are these people gonna stop being called "settlers"

Friday quittin' time baby! youtu.be/bhN9mi_zFPs?...

The last time the Milwaukee Brewers were in the World Series you could get 12 8-track tapes for only a dollar through The Gorman Thomas Tape Club®.

I don't think most Americans understand yet what a global laggard the USA is turning into here. Media instead told us that electric vehicles were a fad that didn't work.

the big thing the rise of LLMs has revealed to me is that there is a not insignificant chunk of the population that considers cognition itself to be a frustrating and unnecessary burden

This is it, the perfect opinion piece

Spain women's team is obviously very good (likely the best in the world) but the amount of little kicks, trips, tugs and shoves they get away with is insane & obviously helps them dominate other teams

Read every word of this and share it.

ah, the return of merit

every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing

This is some Evangelion shit

Richest man in the world can't even get his roof eaves to line up, this is nuts

Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?

The Gen Z kids at work when I do something cool

Turns out the friction of having to learn photoshop was a crucial firewall protecting society from the terrible taste of small business owners

Obviously this guy is a sniveling weasel with no integrity or morals and would never take responsibility for anything other than enabling Trump, but he's a rep from Louisiana, what the hell is he doing in Michigan? You don't get to complain about traveling nonstop. Flush him down the drain.

Kind of a buried lede in the results of this Supreme Court approval rating poll from Marquette: Overall support for Supreme Court expansion, which even Democratic politicians were dismissing as "radical" just a few years ago, is now at 53 percent today.marquette.edu/2026/09/marq...