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What did the Photon say when the Hotel Clerk asked if he needed help with luggage? "No thanks, I'm travelling light."

The fact that the president's doctors are giving him the dementia test over and over again -- tracking his decline, most likely -- and that the president keeps bragging about having to take that test should be a five-alarm fire.

"This is such bad news, such a devastating historic event all I can say is that it's utter bullshit. Anyone who participated in this travesty should be ashamed."

Gladly, we do have a few to spare...

What in the actual fuck. The ads were bad enough…

Look at all of the photos. Masterfully observed.

Girls! Stop fighting. You're both pretty..

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

Tommy was game to stand up and get the ass-whooping he deserved until the end. And Mr. El-Sayed delivered every deserved whack.

This makes him… quite the connoisseur. Of asshats. Which he looks at all day.

Go ladies! 💙 Let’s put healthcare back in the hands of doctors and patients not capital.

Let’s help a fascist regime that never deals in good faith to bring it back to a negotiating table to make a deal it won’t honor. Or you could punch a bully in the nose as hard as you can.

Can a chunk of dry ice make spooky fun AND carbonate your drink? 🧊🎃🧪 @wolfscience.bsky.social proves it does both, starting with how this -109°F solid carbon dioxide sublimates straight from a solid to a gas. #ScienceExperiments #Science #Chemistry #DryIce #DIY

She is not a moderate. She toes the line whenever necessary, and votes performatively otherwise.

my sources are telling me that ken paxton just checked into the Ligma Center

Oh Wow.

Can you imagine Melbourne without running water? Without a sewer system? Discover the grubby realities of life in Melbourne before 1900 with Margaret Anderson later this month! This talk is presented online as part of History Month.

Some editor's notes for DJT: The Great State of Minnesota is being overrun by fascists. There is Violence, Murder, and Mayhem all over the State. The people of Minnesota must fight back. You have been robbed, and abandoned by your Federal Government. Your President is thief, and incompetent leader.

Susan Collins: "We all wrote to the Inspector Generals!" That we allowed Donald to castrate. A useless gesture by a separate branch of government exercising NO CHECKS AND NO BALANCES. Fuck off Susan Collins. Fuck all the way off. Borrow the pair you let them take from the ISGs.

96 artillery systems - that must hurt

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

Read the thread. Totally plausible. Unfortunately, so is the deniability.

Here is a nice mushroom

This will end up on Antiques Roadshow in 100 years.

Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got

But what about a Pelican cooler?

If I had £1 for every comedy I've discovered via word of mouth & loved this year despite it being treated horribly by its own studio, set in a down at heel law firm in a US desert city, i'd have £2 which isn't much but weird that etc etc

A Royal Tribute! Huzzah!

There's reading the headlines, but nothing compares to this. Astonishing destruction and loss of life.

The La Brea Tar Pits The the tar tar pits

Platinum is a key component of the catalytic convertors in are cars that help filter exhaust gases, making them less harmful. It is one of the densest elements: a cube just 15 cm wide weighs as much as a human being, and a single gram can be stretched into a wire over two kilometres in length.

They may not speak, but some of their relatives have been known to babble.

A story of hope and despair. Systemic shittiness, some people being forced to fight too hard, and a helping hand at the end of a long, dark tunnel.

Ron Swanson is a legend because he never let his comfort zone get in the way of his personal pleasure. If something he thought he wouldn't like ended up being a delight? He adjusted himself rather than deny himself the pleasure. This is a wonderful way to live.

This is, bar none, the stupidest fuckung thing I’ve ever heard. And the idea that there’s nobody in the chain of command - civilian or military - with enough courage to say so is a disgrace.

Nice deep cut. What does make us human? Our ability to identify the obvious, or our ability to see beyond it?

New contender for the dumbest meme I've ever made (admittedly the bar is low). #StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekDS9

From the standpoint of prices, wages, and jobs, not so much.