Jameson Simmons

Jameson Simmons

@jameson.onebee.com

(he/him) Hated Twitter before it was cool.

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Guillermo Del Toro dropping another one liner that’s exactly how I feel about AI slop, the “punishment” is built in

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What most people don't know: when you fill up a petrol car most of the energy never moves it. Petrol car: 13–21% of the crude oil's energy reaches wheels. Electric car on today's UK grid: 43–45%. Electric car on wind+solar: 77–80%. That's why we don't need to replace fossil energy one for one.

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Every movie, song, and book that you love was made without the technology that people who don’t make art are now insisting is necessary for making art.

@bpkruse.bsky.social This whole thread is great (and I mean to brew some coffee and read the article too), but this in particular reminded me of part of our discussion.

David Roberts@volts.wtf

"Normative appeals to civility and harmony, when applied indiscriminately, can obscure the moral distinction between domination and resistance—condemning confrontational opposition even in contexts where democratic survival or basic human dignity is at stake." 🎯

I’ve noticed a trend among local hicks, attaching a fake rifle round to the antenna port of their oversized trucks. (Classy, as ever.) But sometimes it’s tinted pink (letting us know THIS driver is a badass CHICK), which is all it takes to make it look exactly like a doggie dick. Fun bonus, I guess!

Delightful “Too Many Cooks” vibes.

Ken Plume@kenplume.bsky.social

HALF NELSON was a 1985 Joe Pesci TV series that was cancelled after 9 episodes, but its intro seems to last forever via an escalating cavalcade of absurd cast reveals, underscored by a theme song that feels like a gag gift when you can't license "I Love L.A."...

Non-fiction round: Pretty much anything by Mary Roach Absolutely everything by Sarah Vowell Silent Spring - Rachel Carson I’m Glad My Mom Died - Jennette McCurdy Careless People - Sarah Wynn-Williams

John Wiswell@wiswell.bsky.social

Hey guy readers! Quote this with some books by women and nonbinary authors that you recommend. A few from me: Meg Elison's Book of the Unnamed Midwife R.F. Kuang's Poppy War Caitlin Rozakis's Dreadful Fonda Lee's Jade City Sarah Gailey's Echo Wife Premee Mohamed's Annual Migration of Clouds

Oryx and Crake - Margaret Atwood Murderbot (all of ’em!) - Martha Wells River of Teeth - Sarah Gailey Bel Canto - Ann Patchett Where’d You Go Bernadette - and EVERYTHING else by Maria Semple To Say Nothing of the Dog - Connie Willis Broken Earth series - N. K. Jemisin

John Wiswell@wiswell.bsky.social

Hey guy readers! Quote this with some books by women and nonbinary authors that you recommend. A few from me: Meg Elison's Book of the Unnamed Midwife R.F. Kuang's Poppy War Caitlin Rozakis's Dreadful Fonda Lee's Jade City Sarah Gailey's Echo Wife Premee Mohamed's Annual Migration of Clouds

My god this guy is just the best. Even if I didn’t agree with his policies with every cell of my body, I’d still have to love him. He’s just so huggable, and makes everything fun!

Diniece and I are racing to make buses fast and reliable, so we talked about how we're cutting bus commutes by 6 minutes while racing in MarioKart.

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I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

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This birthright ruling is why I just refuse to tolerate all the Democrat garment rending over NY voters choosing progressive candidates. They are incapable of governing in this moment. The politics of appeasement and centrism gets us to a 5-4 decision on the constitutional question.

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All of these cases are basically litmus tests for any Dem nominee. Are immigrants Americans? Do trans Americans deserve human rights? Are corporations superhumans who get to spend endlessly on elections to put whoever they want into power? These are simple questions with simple answers.

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imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

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They put one of yours in the hospital, you put out a statement about how disappointed you are. That’s the centrist way.

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I truly hate when little Right Wing Hitler youth open their mouths and give opinions in their over sized fake glasses, that they think will make them seem smart ,on things they know nothing about. But listen to a real farmer rip her apart.

Has anyone ever seen Laumy and Lint in the same room together? Seems like @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social took a little inspiration from Dragon Master Katie, after all! #criticalrole #onabus

Critical Role@criticalrole.bsky.social

A SHOWDOWN IN THE SEWERS STARTS NOW 🎭 🎲 Our Schemers are rolling for initiative...a battle beneath the streets of Dol-Makjar starts RIGHT NOW as #CriticalRole Campaign 4, Episode 22 begins on Beacon, YouTube, and Twitch! JOIN US ⬇️ Beacon.tv YouTube.com/CriticalRole Twitch.tv/CriticalRole

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A note for all podcasts that allow people to swear: Either tell the guests before the show that they are allowed to swear or cut out the part after the guest swears for the first time where they say “oh sorry are we allowed to swear on this”

Dream cast, clever story, excellent look, and fun music—I don’t want to say my “favorite movie of 2026” is already locked up, but Disclosure Day is going to have to be pretty frickin amazing.

Pop Base@popbase.tv

Taylor Swift has released the music video for ‘Opalite’ on Spotify and Apple Music.

Love it!!! 🎶🥰🎸

They Might Be Giants@tmbg.bsky.social

Our new EP Eyeball lands Jan. 15th everywhere. Includes Eyeball, The Glamour of Rock, Peggy Guggenheim and Eyeball remix by the Elegant Too. This blast from the present is a warm up round for the all new, all banger LP coming in early spring. Watch this space! #eyeball