Maj (@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app)

2 Aug

This is deadass every republican campaign ad here in the south. I'm not even REMOTELY JOKING.

now

The smile this just put on my face. Glad to see a lot of these folks seem to be doing good.

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And it’s usually by the men who also feel mad that women choose bears over them & can’t figure out why. lol.

Kaitlin Kal Lee@kaitlinkallee.bsky.social

😂 real.

He should put this in an ad to really drive home how racism is bad & that anti white racial hatred shouldn’t be a thing in America. He should then explain this ad he did during his senate campaign about hating Mexicans & trying to use “patriotism” to handwave away his party getting called racists.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance accuses El-Sayed of engaging in "explicitly anti-white racial hatred"

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Y’all think I’m playing, but I’m gonna send this to my boss & play off whatever outcome lands at my feet. “Yeah, sure. Enjoy the game.” “Word??? I mean, aight cool.” “Maj, you play too fuckin much. Haha.” “You know me! Always with the jokes!”

FLAVOR FLAV ⏰@flavorflav.bsky.social

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

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Bibi saw the Brazilians roll out like autobots & started revving that rigged election engine with the quickness.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social

🤔

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Stop arguing with tankies, y’all. I cannot stress this enough.

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Birds of a pedo…

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

The Alexander brothers have paid Trump ally Alan Dershowitz up to $1 million to try and obtain pardons for sex trafficking convictions.

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I love that Jerri brings up the things I’ve seen Marsha Blackburn do that makes me remember that Marsha’s voters see themselves in her & that is just a contradiction for that built ford tough cosplaying ass crowd.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

Tennessee governor candidate Jerri Green just CALLED OUT Marsha Blackburn for avoiding a debate. “This is a job interview and everybody is seeing her for the COWARD that she is.” “Show a little backbone if she has one left and stop running into elevators, stop running from press and the airports.”

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Should’ve been the first clue Samaga Joe was moving funny. Vince had this man out here looking like a Green Lantern.

Aaron is Unsustainable@aaron.wrotkowski.ca

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This woman is walking doo-doo on a shoe’s sole. My goodness.

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

When your face won't cooperate with your wardrobe . . .

I was once asked to sum up Atlanta traffic as a resident. I mean...don't get more accurate than this...

He wouldn’t have had to say another MF word…

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*Dracula speeds past me to cut me off* “Whoa whoa whoa, bruh. I said you had a year. You ain’t tryna stack a lil bread or…” Absolutely the fuck not. Move the hell out the way, Drac. I ain’t got time to be playin with you.

@adamnyeary15.bsky.social

I don’t even think I would’ve packed anything. Just effortlessly put on the burners like Chip Skylark.

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Timeless Adam

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Maj@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app

No, the fuck you didn’t. Nicki. You did NOT put in blue contacts for the white nationalist MAGA rally. BARBS. FRONT AND FUCKIN CENTER. NOW.

Pop Base@popbase.tv

Noah Wyle has been named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.

Is the bottom of the barrel on vacation? Are the Pickens THAT SLIM?

No, the fuck you didn’t. Nicki. You did NOT put in blue contacts for the white nationalist MAGA rally. BARBS. FRONT AND FUCKIN CENTER. NOW.

Because nothing supports the “genius” & “financial wizard” label dorks put on Elon Musk like him borderline sword fighting to get a deal done.

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Don Moynihan

@donmoyn.bsky.social

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A 2025 Nobel Prize winner in chemistry, Omar Yaghi is the son of Palestinian refugees who grew up in Jordan. He just left the US to move to China after raising concerns about rising anti-immigrant sentiment, like the kind shown here. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/china-than...

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com

RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Nobel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com

It’s also overwhelmingly incorrect. All these folks do is talk shit & show they don’t go outside/ain’t been nowhere/ain’t read anything.

You know your approach to white supremacy is insanely flawed when you say things about other races & instead of inspiring conversation, you introduce your own mediocrity.

I think the real story this inspires me to want to read is what in the world did a world famous 44 year old & a 19 year old possibly have in common or to talk about? That was a rhetorical question. Billy Corgan is a creepy ghoul.

Gore Vidal Sassoon@jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social

Just going to leave this inspiring story right here…sweet dreams…

Don’t know what it is, but I’m really not fond of older celebs picking teenagers like flowers to get into serious relationships. I just shake my head…like when I learned that Dane Cook lived in his much younger girlfriends instagram comments warding off guys that were…well, HER age…

Accusation/confession number 759474

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance's speech in Kansas is interrupted by a protester. Vance responds by saying "all the Democrats are selling is a fat load of bullshit"

And get the balls & gooch while they down there.

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Well…that’s more for the “Christians” that are just soliciting sinners.

“Shove that ballroom up your fat ass!” Was met by boos from people that are literally paying for it, but have an opinion on paying for universal healthcare. A ballroom that they will never so much as get their pinky toenail in the door of. This. Is. A. Cult.

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social

Trump is heckled for a third time at his speech in Mississippi: "SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!!"

I do. Hell, I’d settle for an oversight committee for them, but when I remember how Alito & Thomas reacted to that simply being proposed? Well… Anyway, yeah. This would work for me.

4fuxake@blueheartedly1.bsky.social

Absolutely 👇

Keeping it a buck? I’m not mad at that idea being a requirement for the house & senate too. Fuck you mean Gertrude & Methuselah can keep running? Nah. If y’all don’t retire & go spoil your grandkids…

*in Big Poppa hook tone* I love it when you make me fresh pas..ta.

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Even Old Man Winter is in the files…

Humor Satire Memes@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

Gonna share a slight throwback as well.

Maj@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app

Hey boo.

I like taking selfies, but only if I can be artsy with them. Because why not? Your bathroom mirror doesn’t always have to be your background, folks.

Also doing so because the usuals haven’t seen the bottom pic yet.

“I didn’t take sides but it looked like a rigged election. Elections have to be indisputable.” Trump’s boy that he & even Meta interfered in favor of lost by almost 6 million votes. Oh and calling the election rigged is literally you taking sides, you toe headed pedophile.

Adam Schwarz@adamjschwarz.bsky.social

Trump on Lula's victory in Brazil: "It looked like another rigged election... It looked very bad to me."

twp.aiwww.rawstory.comVance mocks ‘yahoos’ as MAGA Montana rally derailed by heckler

Vance has a team of people to give him critique but not one of them responds to his question of “Why do they keep heckling & booing me?” With…

#TuckFrump@realtuckfrumper.bsky.social

Vance mocks ‘yahoos’ as MAGA Montana rally derailed by heckler #RawStory

No thinking. He’s just flat out wrong about this. In fact, ignoring what has been happening with elections worldwide where rising numbers of right wingers are voting in dictators/corrupt people attempting to destroy democracy & holding hands with America in the process is why we’re here now.

Dan Mauler 🎃@meelar.bsky.social

I just think Matt's wrong about this. We're at a point in our technological development where a ton of problems spill over national borders--if Flavio Bolsonaro burns down the Amazon, that will flood houses in Miami.

There’s not feeling that Americans should be invested in global politics/elections and there’s still not feeling that, but presenting it as not being healthy instead of admitting it’s because you’re too lazy to cover it or it’s just flat out a skill issue. It’s Matthew Yglesias soooo…option 2.

“There’s an attempted fascist takeover happening in elections around the world, but we shouldn’t pay attention because that could never happen in America”-Matty Yglesias…a man shocking unaware what’s happening in America as we speak. Get the fuck on.

Bolsonaro supporters right now:

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“He won by nearly 6 million votes & I think it’s time to appreciate when someone pulls that off instead of performing a coup…”

George Pearkes@peark.es

*TRUMP: I LIKE LULA

19thnews.orgKatie Fire Thunder’s campaign could help Montana seat a record number of Native womenThrough grassroots organizing, political leadership and behind-the-scenes mentorship, their wins have been decades in the making.

I hope she pulls this off very much. Not just because she stands for/fights for her voters, but also because the name Katie Fire Thunder is FUCKIN AWESOME.

19thnews@19thnews.org

If she wins a full term in November, Fire Thunder would join a growing number of Indigenous women successfully seeking higher office across the country. In Montana, the success of these candidates is a result of decades of women-led organizing on the ground.

If I were in an RPG & learned the tale of Katie Fire Thunder & she was a boss? Nope. We getting elixirs, potions, tinctures & various other liquids to protect us from all status ailments. AND we XP farming so we can be 10 levels higher than the minimum for the fight. Because FUCK THAT.