Jake Vose

As far as Atlassian/Bitbucket changes go, this is less than awesome for a number of reasons if I'm being real: community.atlassian.com/forums/discu...

I Married a Strange Person for Tax Purposes

Professor X: So what’s your power Me: I can make things bigger Professor XL: Whoa!!

I could never judge you. I’m far too busy… being delicious. — Judge Fudge

I never believed it was butter

Ever walk into a tomb and forget why you went in there?

Google saying Gemini can break out too is like the kid in school who buys a black leather jacket to look cool and tough but it’s soft leather

a monkey can be an astronaut so you can probably do something too

C'mon man, the horse I rode in on had nothing to do with it

me: HE’S STARTING TO STIR wife: shhhh me: OH MY GOD wife: be quiet me: HE’S GOT A KNIFE wife: i really hate watching cooking shows with you

bad news everyone. i wrote a program in qbasic that was just 10 KILL ALL HUMANS 20 GOTO 10 which means we are all going to die. does anyone want to give me 7 billion dollars

That’s a strange name for a baby, but I guess it IS Lady Gaga

Hey, this is bullshit!

Matt Groening's Life In Hell is incredibly influential on who I am as a person

idk who needs to hear this, but until us-east-1.ec2.archive.ubuntu.com gets its life together, this one liner in your bootstrap can save you a butt-ton of AWS build time: sudo sed -i 's/us-east-1\.ec2\.//g' /etc/apt/sources.list

The structure of this roof cap is exactly like the kind of telemetry tracker that NASA uses to identify dead pulsars in deep space.

I have over 10+ years experience in Claude Code, hmu

hey so, if the town my ip address geolocates to is mistaken for a town of the same name in another state, and this confuses Steam’s security protections, who do i even email about that?

IDK the source either, but I remember someone observing that if you go into a kindergarten class and ask, "Who can draw? Who can sing? Who can dance?" EVERYONE'S hand goes up. A few years later, it's almost nobody. This is, and I'm being v serious, a cultural-scale failure.

Can we talk about Spotify’s new Green Eggs and Ham look?

Accidentally said “all worries” instead of “no worries” and I’m just going to use that going forward

He participated in “Book Innit” and got a free pizza

Millennials are listening to Phillip Glass and walking slowly through the woods, they're calling it poignancymaxxing

#slack isn't on bsky but the new AI search features being quiet opt-out doesn't tickle me from a UX perspective

April Fools tasted like a flat soda this year

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

tv show about a crime fighting karate pig called Pork Chop & Kick

The answer to problems in sociotechnical systems is not always "more software", "better software" or "open source software". A lot of the time the best solution is _less software_ and sometimes even _no software_.

Trying to keep traceability on the Golden Images in your AWS Organization? You can use Config Aggregator to query running EC2, and if you have downstream AMI builds, you can bake the source AMI IDs into their tags and query them with the Aggregator too!

love shack anger cottage panic yurt sorrow hovel shame hole

A basket shop called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Reeds

mamas, don’t let yer babies grow up to be cowboys (chipmunks)

2026 gonna be long as hell huh

my secret superpower is sitting next to an untouched source of hydration all day

Movie you've watched more than 6 times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

@kellalena.bsky.social @electricchimp.bsky.social i…

A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud