izzy curse-trel

reminder that i’m making a simple static site generator with zero AI involved make your own website now and it’ll be that much easier to fuck off of Bluesky when you inevitably need to

every bash command on linux is blplk -avqPmr o7 . ~/ every powershell command on windows is Please-Mister-Computer -Could-You-Kindly-Do-Me -This Favor ".\"

AI can take our jobs, our art, our ability to buy goods and services at a reasonable price, our land, our water, our breathable air… but it’ll take open-ended homework that i can effortlessly bullshit my way through over my dead fucking body

The infamous "WET YOURSELF..." Super Mario Sunshine print ad is often posted online without context, leading many to believe it is fake or fan-made. However, it is very much real, appearing on page 130 of issue 119 of the British Nintendo Official Magazine.

me kissing two cars together: if this happened for real you’d have to get insurance involved. the cars’ love may never be realized bc society won’t allow it. tragic my toddler, holding a ball: ball! me: oh yeah, they can ball tho. have you heard of Rocket League

kid: i want a spooky frog song me: uhhh…okay. do you know about Crazy Frog? kid one minute into Axel F music video: that is a funny baby

further enshittification of the internet, this somehow went into my spam despite the invite only being good for tonight so i almost completely missed it

ELIZABETH: I’m not really familiar with the Sugondese people either. NATHAN: Okay. BILLY: I hear you Nathan, and your line of questioning is valid. But I think what she’s too nice to say is that if the Sugondese won’t assimilate with our culture, they shouldn’t be allowed in our country.

While I have had many excellent pitches I am severely lacking in pitches from non-white people and I am very aware of that. I really really really want to elevate some non-white voices with this so I urge you to apply. Please please please.

#blanksword

i love women

⚠️WARNING-HEALTH AND SAFETY BEFORE PLAYING, READ YOUR OPERATIONS MANUAL FOR IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR HEALTH AND SAFETY. Also online at www.nintendo.com/healthsafety/ Press Ⓐ to continue.

hold on is @desertbus.org really happening in Victoria? how do i make a guest appearance

literally thinking about this every other day

I check en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ma... again every so often because no one will ever be happy there

One of my fave things on Wikipedia is going onto the talk pages for mildly controversial subjects and seeing what kinds of arguments you run into. en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...

btw bimbo is free but you can pay a little to get some bonus features (like one-click upload to Neocities and some other hosting providers) also paying for it helps support me, a trans mother who cannot find consistent paid work in this hell economy

seeing an uptick in ppl being like “i wanna make a blog but fuck” and so i feel like it’s a good time to plug my cool website building tool for ppl who don’t care to learn a whole lot about building a website even has a blog template. just get right to it iznaut.itch.io/bimbo

those prayers are def going straight to God’s spam folder

i have 75 agents praying to send this guy to hell, effectively cancelling out his prayers

The best thing about You Can See Everything is that it's selling out everywhere, which means there are people who are seeing *this* as their first Nathan Fielder project. Imagine not knowing that key piece of info going in!! What is your brain like? Are you okay??

ngl it was tempting

Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.

finally going to See Everything in a few hours wish me luck

Like, is the biggest threat to cybersecurity the mere existence of LLMs, or is it the existence of companies like OpenAI with basically unlimited resources and an incentive to create large security incidents essentially as a marketing stunt?

i hope ppl are still boning on Uno

Previously I have posted about a Nintendo of Europe downloadable premium animated wallpaper that featured a bizarre Toad eating the wallpaper. The files have finally been datamined, allowing the Wallpaper-Eating Toad to be observed in never-before-seen maximum quality.

👏👏👏 Hey guys...! 👏👏👏 I need you to join this song 👏👏👏 Yeah, that's it Keep it up, keep it up, 👏👏👏 It's the "Three Minutes Clapping" song! 👏👏👏

weirdly this game has been on my mind of all things with the recent news. i remember playing it between classes in college

is there a tool for filling PDFs that doesn't suck shit? i usually just use the built-in Mac Preview app but god is it infuriating

see this is what’s wrong with video games these days. used to be you had to clock dozens of hours to prove you were hardcore enough for piss island. now it’s the just level fuckin three

now that’s a $great feature

yeah okay

radio news this morning: a number of government websites were taken down this week due to a vulnerability known as P.H.P.

starting to understand the thing in the 1910 where just a revealed ankle at the beach was enough to set people off because being gay for girls is apparently seeing One (1) shoulder and losing all motor functions