Joe Beda

Protect trans kids.

Kuber-cow

I'm giving a talk! Doing a keynote at the SPIFFE community day tomorrow in London. I'll be speaking remotely but I you can attend virtually if you'd like. spiffe.io/community-da... My talk is at 7:15am pacific. (Ouch) Title: "Story time: Origins of SPIFFE"

Bumper sticker reading “MY OTHER MAP IS THE TERRITORY”

RT @ExistentialEnso: You Can Eat Anything (by tommcgovern27 on IG)

Princess donut would be agast. A cocker spaniel?

Bay of pigs but even stupider.

Saw “You can see everything”. It was excellent. I have thoughts but don’t want to spoil it.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. If you package/distribute/maintain root stores or chain verifiers, act immediately. If you know how to remove trust in a root, consider doing it now. Otherwise, prepare to update systems as patches/mitigations come. Go users, update to Go 1.27.3 or Go 1.26.10.

Current vibe for me. “1952 Vincent Black lightning” by Richard Thompson music.apple.com/us/album/195...

I’m guessing Tommy wanted to be the next Charlie. And he got his ass handed to him. 😂

flying buses would be so much cooler, we gotta stop investing in personal vehicles

If you had a ticket to Grace Hopper and have not cancelled your plans to go to San Francisco, go to @github.com's LinkedIn right now if you'd like to attend GitHub Universe for free ❤️

So cool to see CNCF projects having wide impact beyond k8s!

It’s notable that all the people defending X are cis white people.

One of my favorite PNW/Alaskan native artists did an awesome drawing of Jimothy. Check it out. trickstercompany.com/products/jim...

Remember in Pulp Fiction it was a scandal that the milkshake cost $5. How long until a banana is $10?

A Salmon Run Haiku: Humpy did not win I thought today was his day Last game of the year #Mariners #TridentsUp

Just released v0.5.0 of modelith.sh, my domain modeling toolkit. Check it out. github.com/stacklok/mod... Brings in model importing, vendoring and subTypes. Let me know what you think!

At airport and 4 dudes just came into the lounge with legit parachute backpacks. Hope I'm not on THAT flight.

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social @notalawyer.bsky.social please can you guys do an episode on the AI doomer sex cults? There is no book associated but don’t let that stop you! More people need to hear about how unhinged and bizarre this all is.

Oof. I read the post (long but worth it, trigger warning: sexual violence) and it made me sad and angry. It reflects reality.

🚨 New beyond the noise episode! The legend @h.olysh.it talks (literally) shipping Internet Explorer on physical CDs, co-creating Kubernetes, standing up Google Compute Engine, Google vs. Microsoft culture, and more. Full episode here 👇 bitdrift.io/podcast/beyo...

Had to tell the agent to do the birthday paradox analysis on a 128-bit value to convince it that overengineering for collisions wasn't worth it. It's like dealing with an over eager intern. 🙄 My job is safe for now!

video from @hopegiselle.bsky.social split in two for posting here. 2/2

video from @hopegiselle.bsky.social split in two for posting here. 1/2

Wrt geography and war, are winds the new oceans? Interesting it is asymmetric.

Weird how "Don't speak ill of the dead" is unnecessary when there's simply no ill anyone wishes to speak of

Protip: I have an apple trackpad for my desk setup and it was sliding all over the place and was super annoying. I had some CatTongue grip tape and put that on it and it is now rock solid. www.cattonguegrips.com

Schools must treat you consistently with your gender identity, provide you accommodations for disability and religious practice, and protect and support all students. Learn more about your civil rights at school:

I tell people all the time that I got lucky with my career and it annoys a lot of them. "No, but you're good," they will say, and I will say, yes, I am good, and also here are all these people who write as well as I do but did not get the same break, so being good isn't the issue, being lucky is.