Grumpy J is just existing, and it kinda feels good

Been meaning to do one of these for a while. Hello Bluesky, Grumpy J reporting. I got the nickname from coworkers who didn't know I had depression. Bigtime lefty, polyam, autistic. Reside in grape country, western Canada. I like lots of things, but my main love is board games!

The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.

That's enough RTing people. Bottom line: A bunch of Americans are upset that Canadians are treating blue state Americans exactly how blue state Americans have always treated red state Americans. 🚬

Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable”

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

5) Homer: it's my first day 4) McBain: up and at them! 3) Lisa: you're gonna be Bart Flanders 2) CBG: I've wasted my life 1) Homer: now *that's* religion!

Maybe if the AI people yell at me for the 5 millionth time about how I’m not using their dogshit technology that has made everyone’s lives worse I’ll finally start liking it for no conceivable reason.

I'm already sick to death of otherwise intelligent, thoughtful, and well-meaning movie critics frothing at the mouth for Doomsday to fail. I can't imagine how insufferable it's gonna be by the start of December

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi! I'm a Sheer Limestone Cliff Above a Bramble Patch in Greece I Decided to Climb in a Swimsuit and Sandals Because I Thought It Would Be Easier Than Hiking Some More

This season is going to make the saddest internet man-children a) suddenly pretend to have always watched the show, and b) suddenly be mad at everything about it. Gimme. Now. I *need* vengeful, nigh-invincible Akasha turning a "not all men" podcaster to ash

I understand that some people will say there is subtlety at play here, but it would be easier/more accurate to say "30% of Americans are just racist, misogynistic dickholes"

I f*cking hate this. He was my favourite director when I was in my 20s. He might as well take a blowtorch to everything he's ever done

90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this

This isn't a joke, it's not hyperbole, this is what they actually said - and GN mentioned the same is happening to companies like G. Skill who have been selling RAM to consumers for *decades*

Finally got my GdT Creature on the wall!! A massive thank you to the artist @danirat.bsky.social who captured exactly what I wanted ❤️

Study: Most Men Believe They Could Seduce Bear If Life Depended On It https://theonion.com/study-most-men-believe-they-could-seduce-bear-if-life-depended-on-it/

I'm in this headline and don't feel attacked in the slightest

"Do you get it yet Ben?"

I'm sitting here chuckling at all the Flyers fans complaining about dirty play when sports culture, Wikipedia, and the Simpsons has jokes about how dirty they were in the 70s. Wah lol

Because they are. There isn't a question. He won't face a moment of consequence because money, but if actual justice existed he would be stripped of his wealth, be thrown into a hole, and die alone/penniless

Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Hey George? How much do rent, food, gas and (in the case of Americans) healthcare cost when adjusted for inflation? Have they gone up at the same rate George?

Household median income can go up as much as it wants, but if food, rent, and gas go up just as much (if not more) than what does it matter? You still don't feel like you have any money

I think "Artemis II getting swatted by cats" is my new favourite genre

Karoline Leavitt parody courtesy of "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" in Canada

More context on this #Artemis II image: * This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right * The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon: ☀️🌍🚀🌕

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

There are exactly two types of reviews I have seen for this movie: 1) oh f*ck yes, all of it, in my face, omnomnom 2) the f*ck is this and why did I willingly put my eye balls in front of it?!?! Second one of these I've seen this year actually! The other was "Wuthering Heights"

I have two trans partners. I remember when one of them was using the phrase "transwomen" early in our relationship and I pointed out "I've been told its trans-women" She looked at me for a second and said "that seems like a silly thing to get caught up on". Anyway, don't know why I thought of that

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "Yes, standard pressure"

This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.

Hey all I'm looking for work! I'm experienced in character design and costume for games and film as well as illustration for books and TTRPGS. I'm based out of BC Canada looking for freelance or full time. My portfolio is linked in the first comment, thank you for shares!

Canadian here. I was in 10th grade, and on the day it happened we propped a CRT computer monitor on top of a Pentium 3 tower and watched MSNBC for a solid hour, until our internet crashed. After that, it never directly impacted my life outside of macro-scale geopolitics. No recruiters or anything

*sigh* Yep, rules are rules I'm afraid

I hope someone is there to document their facial expressions throughout the whole night. These f*ckers shouldn't know a moments peace for the rest of their careers, after which they'll retire and sell boner pills

The NHL is proud to announce that next season's Winter Classic outdoor game will feature the Toronto Maple Leafs facing off against the DHS All Stars at the newly-built ICE Detention Center Warehouse in Social Circle, Georgia.

When the AI bubble bursts and takes the majority of the worldwide economy with it, the most compassionate thing we can do as a species is to burn this man at the stake

Watching the second Mummy movie. I've never walked out of anything, but *damn* that was close. Took everything great about the first one and pissed all over it

Art Nouveau study

I'd say this makes me unreasonably angry, but I think its just the right amount of angry

Yes there were 30000 pounds of mashed bananas

My guy, you had to lock down the comments for a reason. Take the L and move on

Armand is my sweet innocent fragile boy and I will fight you if you come at him