Christopher Grim

Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke Will Smith sorry for smash mouth Louis CK sorry for the strokes Defective peroxide sorry for 4 non blondes Daylight savings sorry for taking back sunday Misogynists sorry for everything but the girl UK beef industry sorry for madness US government sorry for megadeth

In a desperate attempt to raise his poll numbers, and take a stand that the overwhelming majority of Americans agree with, Trump is now claiming he too hates Bill Maher.

I can tell @grimmpixels.bsky.social's gummy kicked in because he's loading the dishwasher and thanking individual items for the role they played in dinner, like he's Bob Belcher.

Sure-Jan dot gif

I watched the guy on the T in front of me make two guesses in Wordle and then look up the answer. I don't get that at all. It was even an easy one today. Even if you're worried about losing your streak or something, you had four more guesses.

I almost forgot to change my profile name to the slightly spookier Halloween version this year. Let's see if I remember to change it back before Christmas.

Joe Dirt Vance's ability to be the single most loathsome creature even among this current political climate is almost impressive. Just an irredeemable piece of shit.

At a bar watching what turned out to be a pretty exciting Steelers game - first I've watched this season - but every time I start to get into it, there's Aaron Rodgers's fuckin idiot face to ruin it.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Ysabel Yates'... I mean Cookie Monster's superb takedown of why GenAI in the workplace sucks.

The last five Republican presidents.

I deeply resent that "Shane Gillis" is a name that makes even the barest lightbulb of recognition go off in my brain. Literally who the fuck even is this loser.

Some Pizzagate-level shit right here. An armed fucknut is gonna burst into a school, looking for the mutilzation room.

I think Ossoff captures something that Newsom never did: the Dem base wants you to fight but they want real shit not goofy memes and too-online riffs

Ilhan Omar: 'Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced'

Of course it's Jacobin.

I hope he's right because the real magic number for the Democrats is 52 because you know as well as I do that Fetterman will flip (probably to an "independent" who caucuses with the Republicans) the minute the Democrats have a one-seat advantage.

I was never a Bears fan and Mike Ditka was a dumb MAGA asshole but I did like those SNL sketches I guess. He was from the Pittsburgh area so the local news is going to be insufferable for a few days but when is it not?

I guess this is a thing people are doing and you know I love a list. These are in no particular order. They are not the nine best movies ever made. These are my nine favorites as of a few minutes ago. I'm already regretting not finding room for Fargo or The Shining but I don't know what to cut

Stop giving predators a platform and a pass just because they're creative and goth. These creeps are a dime a dozen and they all have horrible BO anyway.

Incredible that NBC News was able to figure out what he was saying since he was licking his own butthole at the time

Dennis Hastert's black heart finally stopping makes me feel the same way I did when Rumsfeld died - like I am on an app surrounded by children because not nearly enough people are celebrating.

I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:

Congrats, Browns!

I could've gone to #AEWDynamite tonight but I was just at the show where Butcher died and I just couldn't handle a memorial show tonight live. It's rough just on TV.

They both ran every commercial break for about a decade and as much as I love to say "YOU, ALRIGHT?!", the fried egg commercial is more iconic.

I can't believe he would counter-program AEW like that. I am literally shaking.

i have seen the face of the devil and understand a deeper resolve than I've ever known to ensure it never knows victory or comfort

Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.

Before the inevitable and sure to be exhausting Discourse begins, please bear in mind that Disney loves nothing more than announcing Star Wars movies and then never making them. I'm not even sure THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU was real and I saw it.

Yeah, this is the piece I want to read. We all knew that Where the Red Fern Grows was sad! This was the point of the book! Your real-life childhood dog will die too and that's why there is art about it! "I refuse to watch this one kind of sad thing" seems like a new development.

The Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes documentary and the Cody Rhodes Street Fighter movie come out on the same day. It's the Barbenheimer of 2026. We're calling it HADOUKEN SEE EVERYTHING

(guy who's never heard of children's television) hmm. that grown woman on my screen appears to be a nitwit cosplaying as a child

Look I did that thing

Look, I'm right there with him on Gaza but if have to pretend Macklemore's music is good now I'd say that's a bridge too far.

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/