DrawPlayDave

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Dak: Momentum's real Stat heads:

CONGRATS, COWBOYS!

This is a reasonable football game. Where is the clownball. The people crave NFCE clownball

This is the exact same play that Plaxico Burress won Super Bowl 42 on bsky.app/profile/nfln...

I was really hoping we'd get more bitter booth sniping between Troy and Joe tonight considering the news

Practicing my coach sideline interviews -We just gotta execute better. We gotta run the ball, make sure we convert third downs. They are doing a hell of a job but we think we can do it. We just gotta clean up some mistakes and get out there and play good football

Does Justin Herbert still do SoFi commercials or did they drop him, which would be very funny since he plays in that stadium

Tonights Bet: If the Cowboys win, I will draw George Parsnips

CONGRATS, SEAHAWKS!

Harrison Butker thinks women belong in the kitchen so men can do the work, but he can't hit a single kick over 50. Kansas City cannot afford such a failure. We can do better. We must do better. (This ad paid for by the Younghoe Koo foundation)

and that one oughta do it for the night

Harry Son Butt Ker

Seeing that helmet come out and I breifly thought somebody got beheaded

Can one of you stat nerds do me a favor and find out where Seattle's offense would rank if JSN didn't exist

Picktrick Mahomes

RAMS ARENT SORRY ASS TODAY

If you thought Green Bay/Detroit was ugly and stupid I cannot wait to show you what is on the docket for tomorrow night

CONGRATS, LIONS! YOU WON THE CLOWNBALL GAME!

The Cardinals are the oldest franchise in NFL history and have won 7 total playoff games We call a lot of teams poverty franchises but there is one true answer

tom brady saying roughing rules are too soft now

No matter who wins this GB/DET game both teams need to go in the time-out chair to think about their actions

Somewhere Troy Aikman watched that 4th down decision and had an aneurysm

Uh oh Rams, you've unlocked him

That was more or less Love just chucking up a 500 pass. Or jackpot pass. Or whatever you called it as a kid

I am once again calling for a rule that removes the defender from the field if they are successfully hurdled. Checkers rule. Broncos have to operate with 10 men on defense until they gain a defensive score.

Incredibly mad this site hasn't updated yet. I would be taking insufferable victory laps right now startnine.win

No I will not be happy for Josh Jacobs

As they should be, Panthers ass uniforms

All contested fumbles should be determined by which team more emphatically points without even seeing who has the ball

I guess as long as he doesn't have to throw Bo Nix can be effective

LETS GO THE NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS

THE POSITIVE MONKEYS PAW JINX FUCK YEAH BABAY WOOOOOOOO

I think the Giants defense is gassed, Texans probably win it

FALCONS TAKE DOWN THE 9ERS!

THE DOLPHINS DID IT!

CONGRATS, BENGALS!

CONGRATS, BUCS

TEXANS GOT SKATT ON

The Running QB scale -Sprint -Run -Scramble -Scamper -Skuttle -Shuffle -Shamble -Stumble -Statue

Love a good Kyler skuttle

I AM SO TIRED OF MONKEYS PAWING MYSELF

Giants Vs Texans Vs refs

We need to do something to make kickers bad at ranges over 45 again

Panthers what is you doing

Texans look like ketchup bottles