Andrea Gockenhammer

Like dick but don't like men? Well, have I got the solution for you.

"Povedz mi o sebe, povedz mi, kto si, povedz mi, čo je strach a kde ho nosíš." #butterfly #autumn.

fuck it man. show me your drafts. ill go first.

I'll go... oh wait

I thought selling my old 93-tune'd Legacy 3.6R was sad. It kinda was, but paying $0.29+ per mile right now sounds like shit when I'm currently paying about $0.08/mi on public chargers and $0.03/mi if on home power. Absolute clown show out there. <333

Also an excellent resource for free or low cost vaccine for adults programs for those who are uninsured or underinsured!

Today is Intersex Awareness Day. 30 years after the first protests members of the UK intersex communities have come together to write this important open letter to the UK government: openletter.earth/open-letter-... Please do read, sign and share widely.

gotta say hats off to all the writers pretending to do profiles of Silicon Valley CEOs just so they can add that one same paragraph, every single time, that demonstrates they're all insane freaks who do not know or like their own kids.

Can confirm

Wait till they find out. Adults can love Pokemon. It’s not a phase lol.

this place used to be very solidly pro trans, even if the devs weren’t, and then the liberals came over from twitter. now look at it.

the 'single issue voters' are the ppl for whom the only thing that matters is getting rid of trump. they're so single minded about it they don't even care about civil liberties or human rights.

I no longer have to smell cigarette smoke wafting over from the smoking section when I go to a restaurant like I did as a child.

they usually only go in one direction depending on which end you enter.

If you can’t afford a pumpkin this Halloween, just know it’s because of this single house’s insatiable gourd demand driving up prices.

Who's feeling ready to try the survival train in next week's launch of THE LONG DARK: IRON ROAD? 🚂❄️ Coming to Steam on Tuesday, October 27th. Exact launch timing to be shared on Monday! 🚂❄️ More info, including the full planned Roadmap here: www.thelongdark.com/iron-road/

Trust me, I will never mistake your Mini Cooper for a Kia Soul

I am so tired of seeing plus size people existing while happy and dipshits being like "you should take care of your health" because what youre basically saying is that being plus size is a failure and that we have no right to be happy while fat and that we have to do everything not to be fat.

Bahahahahahahahaha I just saw that Trump said Iowans don’t ride bicycles. There is LITERALLY a week long event every single year where we ride our bikes from one end of the state to the other. #RAGBRAI It’s so insanely famous people from across the globe come… Y’all, I can’t 🤣 ragbrai.com

this is truly the best tankie bait ever devised by humanity

consider every first date a speed date until you decide they're at least semi ok. feel free to walk away in the middle of a sentence at any time

Dudes rock (highly laudatory): www.cbc.ca/radio/asitha...

This one's missing pictures of like ~350 cats. Will post photos as I'm going to be not far from there for a couple days.

There's literally no wrong reason for taking estrogen. You can take hrt on a whim. I don't care what subconscious machinations are going on in your head. I'm giving you a high five regardless.

I need to get better about posting lol. And here's a throwback my phone threw at me. 2024

Inside of you are two fingers ...and they're mine.

Still celebrating two years of Neva! 🎉 A new illustration featuring Neva and Alba to mark the occasion ✨

lol eat shit buddy

Inside of you are two fingers ...and they're mine.

2 years ago today, we released Neva! This past year, we also launched the DLC, and we're so happy to see you keep supporting both the game and the prologue. Thank you for keeping Neva in your hearts through the seasons 🤍

Also, shit. That's only a $25 increase for me.

In order to set the universe back to right and to stop upsetting the cosmic balance, I will no longer be helping white men or answering their questions

I never want to tell anyone what their experience was, I don’t want to use words that may scare the person telling me a story, but men have told me about things that have been done to them & those stories have broken my heart. I want to end the culture of sexual violence for *all* of us.

Why is "rando" an acceptable NYT spelling bee word, but "clit" is not? There's a joke in here, but I can't seem to find it.

Like all those dumb guys who say “it wasn’t until I had a daughter that I cared about ….” That sucks. You should care abt women even if they aren’t your kid. But if you’re going to start voting for the right policies, I’ll take it. Same here: make the GOP elites fear the tools they wield now.

Ukraine blowing up the russian data center lead to no one making any new posts on the conservative subreddit for 8 hours ....lol Amazing utterly fantastic mask off moment