Gary Hyslop

if I called a cab and a death cab showed up, I probably wouldn’t take the ride. but if they called me cutie that might do it.

dying from too many one-liners is being sentenced to death

There were a lot of things I was going to have to get over.

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

From Lula’s victory speech. Hard to argue. 🇧🇷 “We had to overcome foreign interference through digital platforms, which we will have to regulate. We cannot have monstrously large corporations earning millions and billions, paying no taxes to this country and trying to steer our election results.”

Einstein's theory of relativity: Because the speed of light is constant for all observers, time and distance stretch or shrink relative to motion. Sea Tea's theory of relativity: The last 2 years since the 2024 Presidential election have taken 15 centuries.

Life was easier when your snapback to someone being a jerk was, “go suck an egg”

Nobody fucking listens to me.

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Muslims and immigrants, despite all the lies we're told about them, have never presented a systemic threat to Western security, let alone to "Western civilisation". Instead, the threats come from our governments, especially in the US, and their grim alliances with capital and overseas dictators.

This day in history. 1886. Following a time-honoured tradition the European crew of the sinking British merchant ship Normanton dropped the lifeboats and left the asian crew members and passengers behind to drown, and in another time-honoured tradition, there was no punishment to speak of.

This is insane. Parks Canada is getting gutted again just like Harper did.

This video camera study showed that less than 5% of people on bikes broke traffic laws while riding bikes, yet 66% of people did so while driving. And perhaps even more importantly, if you REALLY want even MORE bike-riders to obey laws, build more protected bike infrastructure. Via @carltonreid.com

it’s really beautiful how the world’s oldest known joke is both a fart joke AND a mah wifeeee joke.

Be the weirde noyses you wisshe to heare yn the forest

we're living in the Golden Age for people who like things that suck

Evening of doodling

New post: Musk Helped EVs. Now He’s Helping Attack Democracy https://www.transportevolved.com/2026/10/20/musk-helped-evs-now-hes-helping-attack-democracy/

The other 9 questions are equally as concerning.The current results show Albertans support Smith's racist scapegoating of immigrants.The same people who answered her invitation during the"Alberta's Calling"campaign are now not welcome thanks to Smith and the UCP.No referendum;but we are NOT okay.

“More than 100 polling stations failed to open on time for referendum voting Monday, which means those stations will stay open late and results will be delayed…anyone in line when the station closes will be allowed to vote, & results will not be released until after all polls are closed.” Go VOTE.

“reskeeting each other” you mean quid post quo

Yes. The conservative scheme for education is a three-way split: high-priced academies for the children of the wealthy, religious instruction to brainwash the middle class, and a rump of prison-like public schools to discipline the lower class into obedience.

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“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

Time for an era of tech trust-busting?

You can be forgiven for rolling your eyes when the subject of "digital sovereignty" comes up. Rhetorically, "digital sovereignty" is a coded way for a politician to say, "We should build a fuckton of AI data-centers while bypassing any environmental review": datacentremagazine.com/technology-a...

But AI has *nothing to do* with digital sovereignty. It is *not* load-bearing. All it takes to understand this is a little thought-experiment. Imagine that we removed all the chatbots from Canada, or the UK, or the EU, or the USA. What would fall down? Nothing important.

The Internet Archive has a museum for the weirdest art of the early web. 🖼️ It’s called GifCities. Thousands of animated GIFs rescued from the first wave of the web. Glitter. Dancing. Cats. Strange little loops that survived. 💾 Go find your perfect retro GIF 👉 gifcities.org #ToolsYouCanUse

Ok gotta admit the new Tesla release somehow cut through all my cynicism straight to my child core & reminded me that sometimes shit is just cool. I truly cannot wait to get my own hat (yes I think it’s stylish fuck the haters) full of infinite rabbits

One of my big missions going forward is trying to persuade people to stop using social media as their primary news source. Ideally, check the news before you see what everyone else thinks. I don't think it's a panacea. But I know algorithms controlled by billionaires are a plague.

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judging people by their costumes? call that shalloween

some of you have never taken a walk on the wild side and it really shows

We can afford no more at such a price.

Every movie, song, and book that you love was made without the technology that people who don’t make art are now insisting is necessary for making art.

the existence of muppet babies necessitates the existence of muppet intercourse

Our internet, how we get all of our information, now has banned using the word "sex" without writing it like "s*x" but our kids are being inundated with people falling off rollercoasters, being mauled by Tigers, and jumping off buildings. It creates a culture afraid of people but in love with death.

Trump and Musk going all out to protect Putin

Today I dropped a carton of eggs but in the grand scheme of things, it just dozen matter.

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