Chuckles McGee

Okay, I am going to tell a little story. It's one I have saved for the last couple years, almost nobody knows about it. But it lives in my heart. I don't know how others will feel about it, maybe something, maybe nothing. It's about the Uncanny X-Men. 1/

Nope. No way. Causing mass death, breaking laws, corruption, and essentially executing a big cyber attack on the US is not the sort of thing one accidentally stumbles into. “Oops, I got carried away” is a reasonable reaction when you eat extra brownies that were saved for someone else. Not for this.

Hi hello I was going to do a full thread on the Great American State Fair later but it seems I'm starting early: why in the fuck are PragerU, Patriot Academy, and other far right groups the ENTIRETY of the Department of Education booth

Technically, they’re Remains now.

Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!

When you see the story about how the world now has its first trillionaire, and when you see the story about how laboratories in Congo have run out of supplies to test for Ebola, it is important to understand that in many ways these are the same story.

The new bluesky account wide adult content label thing is horrendous, indiscriminately hiding all posts from a person just bc they've posted adult content - they need to reverse this so badly

"As a journalist, I do not feel it is a burden to use my own brain to generate ideas ... I would not be a journalist if I wanted a fawning, mendacious robot to construct my understanding of events rather than investigating them myself." 👏 @michellecyca.com thewalrus.ca/the-new-york...

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

Reminder that the Butlerian Jihad was not just “AI bad” but also “the people who built and own the machines meant to control and replace us must burn for humanity to survive.” Anyway some dune lore apropos of nothing

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Signal will never message you like this. If you get a message like this, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HACK YOUR SIGNAL. DO NOT GIVE THEM THAT CODE.

Hey, I heard all ICE agents masturbate by sticking their dicks into cold banana peels while watching paused morgue scenes from old CSI shows. Is that true? Can anyone confirm this? I don't want to spread any unsubstantiated rumors.

Text SIGN PADRRG to 50409 to urge Congress to bring the Trust Through Transparency Act to a vote. This bill would require all federal immigration enforcement officers to wear body-worn cameras during all public-facing enforcement actions, create clear rules for footage retention and @resist.bot

NEW VIDEO!!! We take a deep dive into True Crime creators and answer the question -- Are True Crime stories about incompetent cops radicalizing normies??? www.youtube.com/watch?v=shhu...

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

The racial profiling case is the first step in unraveling the civil rights act. That's all.

WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

That part. They don't actually care about men's mental health they just use it as a talking point to shut women up. In any other context they'd be mocking men who are suffering.

When I worked on The Office, Greg Daniels had a list of questions he asked of every story. Some were show-specific (eg “Are we saying something truthful if exaggerated about office life?”), but many are applicable to any script. Here’s a little thread on them… 🧵1/X #Scriptsky #Screenwriting

It is no comfort to tell someone who is struggling that others have it worse. At best, you add guilt to their worries. At worst, you invoke wider despair. A true warrior knows not to borrow trouble, and to help your comrades, not add to their burdens.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Fundamentally Trump is trying to convert America into a dictatorship, where he issues orders, and then they become law, either because everyone ignores the other laws, or because they are affirmed and validated by a completely compliant Supreme Court and Congress.

OH JESUS HENRY CHRIST. Apparently it's only the adult zebras who make the weird "orgasming geese" sound. Baby zebras on the other hand are something different and vaguely Satanic. Listen at your own risk.

If you think you wrote something with AI — no you didn’t. Other people wrote it, and you just used a plagiarism machine to keep yourself from knowing their names.

I remember numerous people telling on themselves over the last month about their knowledge of the health care system we have by claiming, "Don't blame insurance companies, it's the doctors!" Welp- www.wsj.com/health/healt...

You have to marvel at the message discipline

Today is a rough, scary day. It's hard to feel helpless. So when I do, I try to do something good, however small. My friend Ryan lost his job while caregiving for his mother, who has undergone chemo & a quadruple bypass. Can u share & donate if u can? ❤️ www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-car...

Ohio has basically defacto banned trans healthcare for adults using a similar strategy to why there was only a handful of abortion clinics in the entire Midwest before the Dobbs decision (TRAP laws) cis people please repost this so this info doesn't get stuck in the queer social bubble

"Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, David Copperfield—what kind of cabal are they running here?"

Rule 9: Boldly Engage with Women by Telling Them About Me, Jordan Peterson. If They Raise Other Topics, Politely Reroute the Conversation to Me, Jordan Peterson.

If we really jumped timelines, awesome shit should be happening too. By now Kristi Yamaguchi would be married to Anthony Scaramucci, they would’ve hyphenated their names and had a baby name Poochi.

Reminder: there's a Nationwide Emergency Alert Test on Wednesday & any phone that's on, even on silent, WILL make a loud sound. As others have pointed out, sometimes abused individuals keep phones hidden as a lifeline. It's important they know this is coming. Deets: www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

PSA: the CDC has a program that pays for your COVID vaccine if your insurer won't. The guy at CVS told me that my insurer had not added the new vaccine to its formulary yet, so I'd need to pay $190. I told him about this program, showed him the website, and paid nothing. 🤗

companies programmed us to refer to art, music, video, and writing as "content" to make it seem like it comes from the website and not from a person who had to think of it and make it

Why Elon Musk's promotion of vicious, relentless bigotry against Jews and trans people like his daughter is not about "free speech." This is the best metaphor I've seen for the garbage fire that X has become. [gift link] www.nytimes.com/2023/09/10/o...