FrozenBrain

Loot.

Today is a momentous day for the workers of Arena! After months of planning, waiting and organizing, our dream is finally a reality; the votes have been counted, and our union of UWOTC-CWA has been officially elected. From this day forward, we have a union!

They scream “only two genders exist!!” But every soul shines in its own irreplaceable color 🌈✨ No matter how loud the hate gets, Chiitan will keep waving this flag until everyone can sparkle as themselves🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

We've reached the point where one party has so obliterated the rule of law that everyone else continuing to abide by it will only hasten the end of our democracy. That's a recipe for chaos and violence. It's terrifying, and I don't know what we do about it.

Thank you all for the support! The response to our announcement has been humbling & exciting! We continue to hope that the company will work with us to build a better tomorrow. Please continue to share and sign our petition to ask WOTC & Hasbro to voluntarily recognize our union! tinyurl.com/uwotc

Magic: The Gathering Arena team unionizes at Wizards of the Coast aftermath.site/magic-the-gath...

Hello World, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We the workers of the Magic: The Gathering Arena team have come together to unionize as United Wizards of the Coast - CWA! 🧵 unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwa

unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announc... So proud of the people I know who were a part of this process (and all the ones I don't know) #MagicTheGathering #MTG #WOTC #Hasbro

Every single Dream Theater album is like 2 flawless bangers and 6 pieces of the cheesiest most forgettable dogshit you've ever heard, how do they do it

y'all remember that episode of Edge of Eternities where the Dawnbringer had to laser-c section a space squid and give birth to Emrakul #magicthegathering

Yo what the eff

"Vary considerably by jurisdiction" is certainly one way to describe it

You wanted a Paupergeddon in the States? Announcing USA Pauper Nationals hosted by the NYC Pauper League. July 12th in Baltimore, MD. 256 player cap, $2K Top 8 Prizing MINIMUM. Who will be crowned the USA's first National #mtgPauper Champion? Tickets here: melee.gg/Tournament/V...

Absolute rolling boil of sexual tension between Gorsuch and Kagan in their concurrences to the tariff decision.

Hell yeah, I fuck with AI I fuck with Abolishing Ice

I'm really sick of the "we have to be realistic" people who think that being realistic is bargaining with Kristi Noem and Donald Trump about how many people they get to shoot. They've already said their answer is anyone they want, unconstrained by the law.

My least woke opinion is that Chains of Mephistopheles is not a difficult card to read or understand.

Now that High Tide is banned in Pauper, this is the time to unban Gush.

Rock Band Say A Woman's Age And It's The Normal Not-Creepy Age Of A Fucking Adult Woman Challenge Difficulty Level: IMPOSSIBLE

Announcement time:

Fuck it, we ball (emphasis on the weeb)

Every time I wire rent to my landlord, my bank makes me affirm that "I'm sure this is not a scam, and I want to wire this money" and buddy, let me tell you, neither of those things are true.

Darling of the Parliament since our first stream! I will certainly be checking out their NYC date.

Society if Emilia Pérez becomes the first musical to win Best Picture since Chicago in 2003

Just want to say aloud that I support all my trans friends. I also support the existence of trans folks who are not my friends, even if I don't like them at all.

Um. What did I just watch?

Going live at or around 10:00 PM tonight with a setlist of urbanite music from the just past the crest of Japan's economic wave. It'll make you feel like you're really living in the fading twilight of capitalist excess!

Night Owl's Parliament will be returning to my Twitch channel this Friday! Join me for a late night serving of J-pop, jazz fusion, and some handpicked video pairings.

When you tell your cat "hey stupid" and they meow back

Your claim for thoughts and prayers has unfortunately been DENIED

It makes me straight up NERVOUS how not bloated with horseshit BlueSky is. Doesn't anyone here want to monetize my outrage?

It's time to break the silence: I really don't like the spoons metaphor, it's conceptually nonsensical. I spend at most one actual spoon per day, if I eat soup that day, which does not adequately capture the embarrassing breadth of my dysfunction.

When you check the top card after announcing a mulligan and are revealed to be an absolute duncecaplian ignoramus.

If you're going to post screenshots from Twitter it should exclusively be stuff like this instead of stuff that makes people mad