protojman

working through a mundane task is good actually

What BW do people want? The 50 people that were there this year? The ones who were there three years ago? The devs who were there for the OG ME trilogy? There are so many versions of BW and all of them are gone. The march of time of ceaseless. Things change. It's done.

I'd say I'm depressed but fucking everyone is and I'm not special

How much longer will the boomers last? They make me tired and I want to live in a better world.

The sacrifices I make for Halloween

And it really does seem to me that beyond any magic beans, the key to success is fundamental, simple, and obvious: 1. Understand your product and its audience 2. Nurture and empower your team 3. Profit

@nocontexttrek1.bsky.social

This is the same way that zombies are the monsters in zombie movies, but usually a human is the villain because they have the agency to make moral decisions surrounding the problem.

Snek. And possibly the real reason my container eggplant did so well.

Movie soundtracks used to be an amazing pop culture time capsule! The Matrix soundtrack might be simply the best CD of 1999.

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One does not simply watch Star Trek Discovery and not adopt the Saru walk for a couple of weeks media3.giphy.com/media/dk6bFC...

Is this something or have I just been playing too much #controlresonant

Any commercial with soft piano music can fuck all the way off. Your company isn’t wholesome. You’re not gonna elicit an emotional response from me.

I wasn’t going to buy that SW racing game until it went on sale but I’ve been dying laughing at the Biddy Blas stuff that I might not be able to hold off.

Oh kittens. If the clock says 3 they are for sure performing the wrong activity

Everybody's all about their little vape pens nowawadays, we used to have culture

Maybe Control 2 is Aliens

why do nazis keep showing up

Beerus and Fig

immoving object meets unstopping force

I’m at NYCC, in artist alley table I-07! Come by say hi if you’re nearby! 🥳

Haha Mirror Michael Burnham is so fun, major props. I missed how much Sonequa Martin-Green chewed those scenes.

Outdoor cat house in progress

The Floridians are all wrong...

For better, or for worse, #Goyfgate couldn't happen in 2026. The most expensive thing available at a set release is no longer available in Play boosters.

Are you afraid of the dark? Episode where there was an invisible monster haunting in a public/school pool.

I’ve known a lot of furbabies who act like Princesses but Fig is the first kitten I can say who knows she’s a Queen

"According to the map we've only gone 4 inches"

Hey Siri, set timer for 50 minutes Hey siri, set timer for fifty minutes Hey siri, set timer for 49 minutes

Timeline of events: 2020: the world and culture break down 2021: hot honey chicken and turkey can be purchased from chain grocery stores

gotta love the evenly spaced motion triggers for mows

Greek Life is kind of a rosetta stone for everything that's rotting American culture and I don't know how much progress you can make until it's disassembled

ice cream headaches are such bullshit. I give you ice cream and this is how you repay me?

I want to use my saw to cut wood for an outdoor house for the neighborhood cats who have been visiting more and more lately, but I don't want to scare off the neighborhood cat.

sounds of nature 🌿

I like to think that any characters who weren’t seen in reality fracture had avoided a life of conflict and strife in the echoverse. Gisa? That wedding dress is still white and she wore it once.