NYC_MTG (Chris) 🔜 MC ATL 🧑‍⚖️ || 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️

however many bipoc and trans players you have at your events, it isn't enough. don't settle for making your events tolerant; make your events active safe havens for the marginalized identities in your community to express themselves in and around the game.

went to a show 👍

what’s the fucking point

also drink beer and watch baseball and do it yourself and have good sex and get just a little sunburnt. do it all so you can protect your neighbors with your life, because what better use for something you've made so valuable? why hoard it?

go outside. take pictures. write poetry. draw things. throw a ball. tell people you love them. living is the art form you owe yourself. take care of yourself: it’s the only way to keep fighting.

oh shit I’m rent stabilized 0:

DuressFest Tickets will go back on sale November 1st @ 12pm ET/9am PT/4pm UTC They will be available exclusively at www.duressfest.com

trying to lock in doing fantasy football trades in a noisy bar this shit is impossible fml

10 days remain.

Now That’s What I Call Indonesian Gamelan! Volume 6

Any of my homies have any interest in purchasing this?

anyone know when the MagicCon Atlanta cigarette meetup is

Paupergenesis.

2-1 with Dimir Fae! I’ve never cast a spellstutter sprite before tonight that shit goes crazy wtf. Also turn four tapping out to get the monarchy and then hold up snuff out?? I love this deck goddamn

if you’re not trans keep scrolling: my cheap ass 35mm slr shit the bed for the last time, what are yall shooting on these days

Plini 👍🏼 Good show.

Oh yeah NYC rent freeze started this month, check if your unit is rent stabilized and save yourself a few bucks at your next lease renewal. portal.hcr.ny.gov/app/ask

finally cleaning out my closet after leaving it over a year ago, why the fuck do i still own neckties

the face of chronic dumb bitch syndrome send me $1.25 for treatment via venmo @chriswr5

a good way to promote your next sideboard guide is by scoring a top8 and a trophy during the same afternoon

need to get my shit rocked asap

need to clean my apartment so i can set up my new speakers. i want my new speakers set up so i can listen to music while i clean my apartment. hmm. this sucks.

@mayor.nyc.gov okay what if we start a city initiative where we get a bunch of trans photographers to do food photography for delis to replace their shit ass ai menu window art

i knew riftbound was a league of legends game but jesus christ

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Gonna need emergency dental work. I do not have dental insurance because this country's healthcare system is a joke. Unsure of the total cost as of yet, but if you want to preemptively assist, it is appreciated: venmo.com/code?user_id...

If you see this share your orange art 🧡

sized up my septum piercing and I’m getting my shit rocked by .4 mm and now I’m convinced that 3” is enough

#mtgPauper Banned and Restricted Oct 12 2026: they finally banned looking schlubby at tournaments thank GOD. Top 8 from the NYC “Got That Shit On“ Pauper $1k ❤️

clairo could make a king crimson song and i also think king crimson could make a clairo song and i think thats neat

craving some combination of a huge conch piercing and getting my skull exploded by a horse’s hoof.

I’m good at my job and that feels nice when it makes other people happy.

we talked about Suits clips again 🙂‍↕️

SHE'S STILL ALIVE twitch.tv/NYC_MTG

TOP 8 GOT THAT SHIT ON #MTGPAUPER $1K twitch.tv/NYC_MTG

T8 of @nyc-mtg.com Pauper Dressed to Impress 1k with Esper Fems. The cycle begins anew.

Headed to the LGS with a full face of makeup, cocktail dress, and heels. Why? The ”Got That Shit On” #mtgPauper $1k. Live at 12 noon ET, only on twitch.tv/NYC_MTG

Hey NY, Chicago here. I made you some graphics cause we're all on the same team. Fuck ICE.

ushering in a new era of NYC_MTG streams (please hire us [yes i brought on another person for production], business email in bio)

Pennsylvania Senator

“Yeah its pretty straightforward the deck kinda plays itself“ dude with the most egregious anime sleeves you’ve ever seen in your life: holy fuck it’s sentient

"average person plays 75 foil commons" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person plays 0 foils per Comp REL event. NYC Pauper Player, who plays in Pauper League & sleeves up over 300 each week, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

in 2028 they're gonna add menthol to box toppers and in 2029 you can get mango flavored bundle boxes