Auntie Fah

Everything I've ever learned about RFK jr. has been against my will.

I live in a rich neighborhood, and everyone knows to come here for the good trick-or-treating. But because I'm poor, I'll be giving out Pokémon stickers on Halloween while dressed as Pikachu. I hope the kids appreciate them. It's all I could afford 400 of.

Happy Black Cat Day from my derpy boy, Miles. I would post a picture of him looking regal, but this is far more representative of his character.

I feel like I’m living in some weird fucking Beckett play or a dystopian sequel to Being There where the president of the United States is just increasingly obviously a porridge-brained mental patient and everyone nods and smiles like it’s normal.

Shout out to all the marginalized folks whose freedom to simply live their lives has been turned into a political football by assholes and whatnot.

Someone being trans has never affected you. Men aren't transitioning to compete in women's sports; there's more money in men's sports. Men aren't transitioning to rape women; they can just join a fraternity. Nobody cares what gender your kid is; we just want them to be vaccinated and go to school.

Sexiest Man Dead is still up for grabs though.

Just like news about caravans heading to the border all but disappeared after one election, I hope the bullshit about "transing your kids" will disappear in November, but I fear our society has latched onto that one scapegoat too hard.

The women in your life are angry, and the few who aren't are deeply stupid. We're tired of not being listened to, and we're sick of men getting away with it. With what? With whatever you just thought of. Stop dismissing our concerns and start putting us in charge of more stuff. We can handle it.

If a gubernatorial candidate is promising to lower your property taxes, they're lying. Those are levied by your town or city. The state does income and sometimes sales taxes.

What she said.

As recently as last month, the Alt National Park Service was amplifying election misinformation. For god's sake, don't trust them. They're just click farmers.

As we approach the midterms, remember that the Alt National Park Service is a merch sales operation claiming without evidence to be a group of federal employees, and is not a genuine source of news about elections of any kind. Please get your election info from a local, reputable source.

It's "not all men" until your daughter starts to date. It's "not all men" until your girlfriend hangs out with another guy. It's "not all men" until a man wants to teach kindergarten. You say "not all men", but you don't trust each other; why should we trust you?

I won't be voting this Election Day, because I already did! Get out and vote early if you can. There might be some very long lines on November 3rd.

The only way you could have watched that video without being absolutely impressed with the matter-of-fact way AES dismantled and exposed that pitiful gotcha is for bad reasons

Carville spoke at my college graduation in 2002. We were supposed to get George Stephanopoulos, but he canceled last minute. When I went on stage and was supposed to shake Carville's hand, I ignored him and went to hug my favorite professor instead. I hated him before it was cool.

Just finally saw the Ohio anti-socialism ad, and it was so over-the-top I thought it was a parody. Republicans really are afraid of things that don't exist.

Now is the time to care about everyone, not “once we win” The time to care about everyone is always always always now

The "Patient Zero" video is pretty, and it tells a whole story, but it's basically Crimson Peak minus one twist.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

In 1997, I worked for a sketchy telemarketer selling (probably scam) HVAC in Austin, TX for 3 weeks, paid weekly. My first check bounced, and when I complained and quit, they refused to pay me for the 3rd week.

My husband when I told him this: "Iiiiit's been..."

If Russia stops fighting the war ends. If Ukraine stops fighting it ceases to exist. Zelenskyy has but one choice: fight. www.nbcnews.com/world/ukrain...

You're not trading; you're gambling. Polymarket, Kashi, DraftKings, FanDuel, and the rest of the betting apps aren't the stock market. Calling it trading is as much of an insult to our intelligence as expecting us to bet on the price of gas, and the really sad thing is how many people still do it.

If you’d like to join us in calling on leadership to reconsider yesterday’s decision and help us build a better Wizards together, you can encourage them to do so by signing our petition and sharing it! actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...

When will #SNL stop having Shane Gillis host? He's an asshole and he's not funny. At least Bill Burr's a funny asshole.

Amazon canceled all my ebook pre-orders for DEVOURING FORTUNE because changes to keywords were saved by not finalized. I wrote more here about it, including options if your pre-order was canceled: www.oleandercraw.com/unexpected-c... Also would love shares on this to get the word out.

I saw an Instagram post last night about how to get rid of ai on your Android phone, and most of the instructions were incorrect. People asked in the comments how to do it correctly, and the poster said to ask ChatGPT. We're not gonna make it, are we? Humans, I mean.

Every time I learn something new about Chris Rock, I'm like "I already think Will Smith did nothing wrong! What am I supposed to do with this?"

All of the (relatively minor) buzz around Avengers: Doomsday feels forced and extremely fake, but we were out Wednesday night and a commercial for VisionQuest came on, and people were audibly excited about that. The TV shows have been better than the movies for a while.

Good news: after nine months, I have a job. Bad news: my unemployment ran out and my first paycheck is a few weeks away. I hate asking a second time, but I'm asking. Any amount helps. Sharing helps too. gofund.me/de4facca8

BREAKING: NY Governor, Kathy Hochul, has named NY Attorney General, Letitia James, as the Special Prosecutor to investigate the Cornell rape case. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/n...

I frightened one of our cats with all the happy screaming I did when this happened.

FINALLY! Shesterkin scores! We've waited years for this moment! #NYRangers

I tried to read this, and it's just word salad. This man is not well.

If you say something funny and I say "that's hilarious" instead of laughing, I'm not trying to be obnoxious; I'm just dead inside.

I saw something about USMNT in the trending topics and thought, "There are US mutant ninja turtles?"

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

From the number of useless petitions I get asked to sign on a daily basis, I worry that when/if Democrats take over they're not going to hold companies accountable but might just ask them to please stop being evil.

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

I got a layered lip balm that's strawberry cheesecake, and the top layer just tastes like strawberries, so I'm nervous the bottom layer will taste like cheese.