Eric FJ

Eric FJ

@ericfj.bsky.social

Software developer, beer brewer

1.2K followers183 following200 posts

Oh, this is so great.

McSweeney's@mcsweeneys.net

Mom, we don’t have a moment to spare. I’m asking—no, BEGGING—for you to chip in ASAP. If every parent reading this email contributes just $197.50 by midnight, we can defend the shirt I just bought from being returned this November. buff.ly/X2ykERa

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My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

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The Lord of the Rings is essentially a series of faculty meetings broken up by several long walks in the countryside.

John Bull@garius.eurosky.social

"This could have been an email." Aragorn whispers. "He ALWAYS pulls this shit in 'Any Other Business" Boromir replies, quietly. "It's why Faramir marked himself as busy when the invite went out."

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Ramaswamy has produced an attack ad weaponizing the rape of his opponent, Amy Acton, when she was 12 years old. It features Acton’s mother, who abandoned Acton after she was raped by her step-father, fleeing the state with her husband. Here is the corporate money helping fund that ad.

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"mister president sir gas is so expensive" "whatever, you should be grateful I bombed iran, let me tell you more about Ballroom" why are republicans struggling in the midterms? truly it is a mystery

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump rants like a lunatic at a women's health event: "That stone is so beautiful ... see the cushions? Those beautiful yellow cushions? Don't they feel nice? I have them specially made ... you have the new heliport and ballroom."

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On this day in 1993, “The Nightmare Before Christmas” was first released in theaters. Danny Elfman wrote the songs and score, and provided the singing voice of Jack.

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PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal? P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.

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Analysis | Americans believe that the typical Democrat spends all of their time issuing diversity statements and undergoing gender transitions. The fact that they don't is yet another example of the party failing to meet the public's expectations.

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Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Humphrey Bogart reluctantly gets involved in the admin regarding an associate’s immigration issues.

Heather Antos@heatherantos.bsky.social

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Michael Shannon tells Jessica Chastain about the weather.