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The Lord of the Rings is essentially a series of faculty meetings broken up by several long walks in the countryside.
"This could have been an email." Aragorn whispers. "He ALWAYS pulls this shit in 'Any Other Business" Boromir replies, quietly. "It's why Faramir marked himself as busy when the invite went out."
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FBI Investigating Suspicious Substance Sent To Congressional Offices https://theonion.com/fbi-investigating-suspicious-substance-sent-to-congressional-offices/
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"mister president sir gas is so expensive" "whatever, you should be grateful I bombed iran, let me tell you more about Ballroom" why are republicans struggling in the midterms? truly it is a mystery
Trump rants like a lunatic at a women's health event: "That stone is so beautiful ... see the cushions? Those beautiful yellow cushions? Don't they feel nice? I have them specially made ... you have the new heliport and ballroom."
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"I just have other interests, I guess, apart from politics. Did I tell you I’m working with the PTA in the school library to remove any books with objectionable content as I define it?" buff.ly/XpCbDuw
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"We should see more of Hawkeye’s farm. Hawkeye lives on a farm but does not appear to own any horses. Does he use industrial tractors, which crush the life out of the soil and poison the water table?" buff.ly/BYX0Etm
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Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Humphrey Bogart reluctantly gets involved in the admin regarding an associate’s immigration issues.
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Michael Shannon tells Jessica Chastain about the weather.
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As the voices grew around me, and countless profane hands strafed over my naked flesh, the words of the chant, which at first had seemed mere sounds, grew clear: "The rust upon the roof of tin shall see your heart and know your sin." buff.ly/KNfc1jN
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This continuous road trip allows you to visit all US National Parks. The trip spans 14,498 miles (23,333 km) on the road (plus hopefully many miles of hiking). Will take roughly 2 months if you travel at breakneck pace. Pack your bags! Source: buff.ly/2ar5TAA