Ryan Allan

Ryan Allan

@enterstatsman.bsky.social

Old derby ref, wannabe retrogame historian, 5.5/10 mini painter.

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An iconic #MysteryWrestling moment from #MysteryWrestling22 when Vikton makes a quick escape! #MysteryWrestling30 streams LIVE & FREE THIS SUNDAY at 5 PM ET on Mystery Wrestling’s Twitch & YouTube! #MysteryWrestling

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The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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It's even funnier if you read the full bug report "A dwarf who is stressed but does not gain a good thought from shouting at someone in charge seems to prioritize shouting at someone in charge over any other activities."

dwarf fortress bugs@dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social

[0011472] Dwarf gains no good thoughts from attending meeting, constantly tries to attend meeting.

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happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?

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hey look you dumbasses want more pictures of plants well fine have at it, it’s only 930 at night or something sure im not busy, here’s a piedmont azalea. good for pollinators and smells like honeysuckle or whatever. piss off

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