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there are only two genetic modifications we should to make to cats and dogs. one is to make them live longer, healthier lives, and the other is to stop cat piss from smelling like That

Sorry I was late I caught the wrong trolley on the way here

I'm going to run for president on a campaign of making spam texts the only offense to get capital punishment The GOP will not stop blowing up my phone to warn me about the EVIL LEFTISTS/SOCIALISTS/COMMUNISTS and it only makes me hate them more

lmfao

I know I’m late to this discourse, but assuming the Tesla Roadster is sold as demonstrated I hope the first person to hit the kickflip button lands on the roof and we get to see the most ridiculous product liability lawsuit in history.

Wait, is this supposed to make me NOT want to vote for her?!

listen to @wtyppod.bsky.social

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

Gotta have a cool drink in the parlor lounge after getting a little sunburnt 😬

I present to you all the weirdest branding of produce I have ever seen

After listening to the episode, I go back to this classic:

Since @dylancgiles.bsky.social was asking about it, I bothered to figure out where the badass “Death rides the highways but you are safe in the trolley car” slogan ran: Wilmington, DE. The car in the photo is a 1928 JG Brill “Master Unit” for Wilmington City Railway

Anybody who does this deserves the outcome

The Kudo Method

Shameless (maybe slightly shameful) plug for my new DART story: www.dallasobserver.com/news/she-lov...

new wolfenstein looks like shit

We've got October's schedule for you! Especially excited to chat space policy with @nik-proxima.bsky.social and flying to space in a sweatshirt with @engineertexavery.bsky.social!

Midnight mechanic, brought to you by Coors Banquet 😎

I just hit 200k miles in my car a couple of weeks ago. Today, I have the cover off to adjust the valves, but I'm proud to say that it looks so damn clean because of regular oil changes. This car has given me 154k miles so far, and here's hoping we can make it to 300k 🤞

I'm on day ten of fifteen consecutive days off and I can already tell you that I'm going to be fuckin' USELESS when I go back to work 😆

Introducing Gurpo

Post vacation depression sure didn't take long to hit. The idea that I will not be able to wake up tomorrow and see a mountain quietly watching over me, and following as I go about town, is enough to make me cry. Texas really is the ugliest state in so many ways.

I've got four new books for my library and I'm so excited to see what I can learn from them!

this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex

We were out exploring backroads for shits and giggles and accidentally drove right up on a herd of about thirty elk! I don't have pictures or videos because I was absolutely entranced by the sight and listening to them grunt, bleat, and bugle at each other. I definitely won't forget that soon.

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

Being back out here in Flagstaff is making me consider some crazy things to try to make it possible to live out here again. This town has its issues, but I wouldn't be living in a finance bro and war machine hellhole where the air hurts to breath 🤷‍♂️

Fifteen years ago, in a fit of boredom, I made a silly little label for an e-brake valve in Grand Canyon Railway's venerable GP7. I was stuck babysitting a work train in the middle of nowhere while everyone else went into town for lunch. Yesterday I received confirmation that it's still there!

Sorry but no

Slap these in the replies or comments of any AI generated material you see. I'm not even going to put on the airs of decency or politeness.

See a PCC, post a PCC

lol lmao, even

Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this

HaJ3FgupAm8RrDJW3MHgT9X7Ft27eVaD What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.

get in loser we're gonna go do the fast and furious truck robbery scene but instead of VCRs it's for a bunch of kirkland signature motor oil

New locomotives for the TRE? I think you mean new locomotives for Zach If my dog recognizes it, so should you