Emma

people are panicking weirdly about the malfoid thing, or freaking out about the wrong bits of it. all of you have been on the internet for over a decade. neither genderbent fanart, nor an internet-wide paroxysm of horniness should be weird to you. the far right latching onto it... that is bizarre.

Nepo baby RFK Jr's grotesque and ignorant racism gets a huge fact check: the contribution of Arab people to science. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/10...

And lo! Kathye appearid and we hung out Sharing draughtes from the bottel so sharpe and so cleane Glaunsinge eyne Holdinge hondes Twynne heigh-maintenaunce machynes Ich am goinge to make it Thrugh thys yeare Yif it slaye me Ich am goinge to make it Thrugh thys yeare Yif it slaye me #mountaingoats

El Salvador

Your first instinct is gonna be to blame this on the It's Always Sunny gang but you're forgetting that Melissa Schemmenti's throwing a Halloween party on Saturday and she knows a guy who can stock her seafood tower.

for those of you unfamiliar, the most powerful social unit in Cincinnati is your high school class, which outranks friends, family, even lovers

there are pro-St. X comments from Elder grads, it's wild

Over 2,000 alumni from Vivek’s all-boys catholic high school in Cincinnati have signed and circulated a petition demanding that he pull the ad and issue a public apology for “ignoring the moral responsibilities” of his Jesuit education. I think he’s pretty cooked.

the NBA is full of the biggest and most athletic men imaginable, to the point that almost everyone in the league who is only 6 feet tall has to be an absolute freak of nature who can jump out of the gym just to survive now imagine how freakish you have to be to have a 14 year career at 5’3”

Liberating this meditation on “poasting”from the replies 🤣 . I am much much less of one than I was in my late 20s. 2010-2016, my dark glory days

the charismatic candidate's comms director is a shitposter, which seems like a prerequisite for the job

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

Put the fucking Hawks game in the afternoon you losers

He was so talented, to have the sweetie Pavel Chekov and the devil Alfred Bester in the same career. Second star to the right and straight on until morning. 💔

Think of the messiest bitch you know, it's a man isn't it?

Took a bus ride home this morning from NYC, and was just overcome with JERSEY IS BEAUTIFUL

As I've said before, it's only once I became a professor that I realized the entmoot, a meeting that goes on for three days and three nights, was a professor's joke about faculty meetings.

One! I could use Bill Clinton whom I met briefly once, but I would much rather use Rush Holt, my long time NJ congressman whose campaign I interned for twice as a teenager. Rush is a much better guy. My favorite memory is updating his computer while he did phone interviews.

Cool site

found out that my mother in law decided she was aggressively pro trans rights literally by going, I don't know anything about this but everyone who is against trans rights is also against free school lunch, the issue I know and care a lot about, so this must be the correct way to feel about this

new york forever. FUCK ICE.

Love that Alina Habba’s personal petty bitchery may send a land mine into the midterms

A billionaire wanted a Trump pardon. His family gave Trump’s former lawyer a $50 million job while she still worked at DOJ. Weeks later, he got his pardon. Wait. Is that legal? My write-up in the link in the comments.

I read a great in depth piece from NJ dot com about Porta Potty companies, and I agree with the comment of one of them that it would make a great show. I would watch the hell out of that.

In every single dang government picture of me 🤣 I swear I am less unhinged than I look

ok but this is actually an appropriate way to honor Bacchus and i think the ancients would have agreed

you're just going about your day and you now get to read stuff like "Trump says Sundar Pichai talked him out of renaming the Atlantic Ocean" and you just have to nod and move on with your day. “Oceans are different, sir.” lmao www.theverge.com/policy/10167...

Victor Hugo would very much an OnlyFans guy

this is true Ben Franklin would be utterly delighted by the advances in pornography

A sad but perfect metaphor for the Trump Administration. wapo.st/3WF2YQo

No, Freedom Summer volunteers didn't take selfies or post tweets -- because that technology hadn't been invented yet. But when they were getting trained in Ohio before going down, they were *all over* the media of their day. Here's a paragraph on it (since cut from my book for space constraints)

many people somehow do not realize that cattle can and will fuck you up (whether you are a bear or a human), especially if they think you’re trying to mess with their calves.

i personally don't believe you have to smile to look stylish. for instance: IG charlie_the_griffon