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Asbestos also had ‘good use cases’

I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms

Happy Hangul Day! It's a Korean holiday honoring the best and easiest alphabet in the world! Everyone in Korea gets the day off work to contemplate it, but it only takes fifteen minutes to learn! So today, learn to read Korean in 15 minutes!

you're lost in wilderness. after days of climbing you crest a ridge. while unzipping your bag to get binoculars, your last ten hard boiled eggs fall out and roll away, single file. you watch your eggs fade into the distance. you lift the binoculars. you watch your eggs fade into the distance

it's called a crush because the thing you feel for the other person is wanting to be crushed under them in bed

The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.

Sometimes my feed is just: [amazing art] looking for work [goated resume] looking for work [great writing] looking for work [banger music] looking for work Dave Slutbutt, CEO of Game Dev, has laid off 9000 people to buy a 4th house in Bora Bora. [industry veteran] looking for work

I absolutely LOVE this. Christian Bale spent roughly 17 years fighting to make this happen. This week, his foster-care village opened in Palmdale, California: 12 homes built specifically to help keep siblings together when they enter foster care.

Absolutely amazing.

the famous line about how michael caine treated the muppets as fellow actors and tim curry treated himself as a fellow muppet keeps running through my head we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss

Never forget that Dolly Parton told you to threaten to shoot your boss' dick off and then beef up union protections and worker benefits.

the song of the car enthusiast

Spider-Man beating the shit out of Jake Lang is my 2026 spirit animal.

There will always be people who appreciate what YOU make, it just might take them a while to find you.

awesome way to explain the concept of money

"Bluesky is dying" bro you're talking about a website full of 38 year olds who have fringe political beliefs and listen to black metal bands with >1000 listeners on spotify, nobody here cares about popularity

Incredible. When E—n M—k & his crew obliterated USAID in a weekend, they deleted a vast trove of publicly-funded knowledge: the Development Experience Clearinghouse. A Canadian high school student (!) happened to have downloaded the entire thing for a project. AidData has now posted it for all.

(baby manfluencer) where does mommy go during peekaboo huh. because the way i see it that bitch is gone. typical woman

insane that streaming services want *you* to pay *them* so that you *can't* see shit like this at the start of your movies

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

SINNERS (2025, dir. Ryan Coogler) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky 📽️🧛🎸

It's like gallows humor. You can't have gallows humor without the humor. Otherwise you're just enjoying the gallows. For some reason.

One of the quiet bright moments of lockdown was Sam Neill serenading us on the ukulele. This type of tenderness feels rare nowadays, how lucky we were. Thank you for everything. ❤️❤️❤️

We’re just innocent men

Huge win for my fellow Gingers and I

the brady bunch relies upon the early deaths of two parents. beneath your frivolous merriment there lies a foundation of bones

I keep trying to find different combinations of words to see if anything clicks

thankful for the re-release which made this film watchable by modern audiences

i'd argue it's the other way around. the tech industry branched off at some point and has veered further and further into "useless shit nobody wants" while the people who actually like the computer have been doing the same thing