Malotru

The last good game BioWare shipped was Mass effect 2. Shits been over for over a decade, guys.

Google Trends predicts SURGING Glup Shitto interest this October.

Hey look this guy is still a fucking loser lol.

Spotted today in MN. Made my coworker do a u-turn so I could take a picture. Never have I seen such an incredible and blatant @friends-table.bsky.social reference in the wild. We out here! Cc @ali-online.bsky.social

funniest rom hack reasoning of all time

in honor of the arrival of elf-lore, please enjoy this photo of @ckunzelman.bsky.social hover-handing galadriel, the lady of lórien, princess of the Ñoldor

Imagine having a Facebook account in 2026. Imagine admitting you have a Facebook account in 2026. Embarrassing for everyone involved. So many signs the past DECADES that they’re a dog shit company. At this point you get what you deserve.

There's a section in our latest Outward episode where Jack and I just start talking about the new DD2 patch and the upcoming DLC, so I chopped in a bunch of post-patch footage I'd taken, including this incredible, perfect self-own.

Samus & Kirby

YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,

what if you HAVE to sneak for a FRIEND

sun wukong give me the tenacity to weasel my way out of situations that are absolutely my fault but i do not wish to receive consequences for

I believe so, although the Tennessee Titans are actually named after the villainous faction of the seminal real robot anime Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam

OK, now these pitches are just out of hand.

tribute to gwendolyn odin sphere 🦢

One of Hideo Kojima's real talents is that he would have exactly this idea but the stew would be dropped off by a drone that sings a little jingle which can alert enemies if they're in range. You then get a phone call from a nuclear scientist who warns you not to eat too much starch and dairy.

Incredibly cursed, yet incredibly intriguing.

Scientists Are Hard At Work Developing A Life-Altering Technology That Will Be Released A Day Before Grand Theft Auto VI, Rendering Its Representation Of Human Existence Irrelevant

Pursuer

YOU AND ME BOTH BUDDY

Reminder not to buy hotly-anticipated Brigador Killers because the team lead is a POSFF

feliz jueves

Imagine being stupid enough to compare a verbobrain to an LLM. This is some “you wouldn’t download a car” logic. Dumb motherfucker.

You know, it feels pretty good to let toxic people walk out of your life!

THIS MFER NULLS PHYS

This shirt owns save for Gillian’s fuckass face lmao.

Absolute GOAT.

A Jamiroquai commercial for the Japanese Sony Minidisc. Circa late '90s.

Dr Allan Grant X Miranda Lawson fanfic inbound, finally.

I was truly unprepared for how much of a fucking jam this is!

seven new steam games just got design docs started

places the cat in the hat would fuck up

SCADA/ICS security was all the rage and exceptionally lucrative when I graduated. I avoided all of those companies, and the industry writ-large, because I knew I wouldn't be able to deal with the stress of knowing how inherently insecure every US critical system is. It's only gotten worse.