Dandy Roddick

Welp, that sucked. Probably gotta tear it all down and rebuild next season.

MAKAI LEMON! HAPPY FIRST TD BUDDY!!

Tanner McKee...pretty good?

That’s where the k-cup goes

This is great. Fatse is a big hire.

Favorite film in haiku: Good morning, campers! Bud, it's cold out there today! Cold out every day!

This footage shot by a tourist aboard Jacksonville Boat Charters near Amelia Island, Florida shows a leatherback sea turtle (Dermochelys coriacea). At 2000 lbs (900 kg) & 7 ft long (2.1 m) they're the largest turtles & indeed one of the heaviest extant reptiles on Earth. Here There Be Monsters!

Ignore them, prosecute anyway.

lmfao

I'm a goddamn American and I can't watch the goddamn World Series on goddamn TV without paying some jerkoff $30 fuck this stupid country

The on-side kick is dead, unfortunately.

lol gtfooh it's GOOD

hahahaha STUPID sack omg

guy who shaves in the dark: "i am going to make the serpentor of dogs"

DOINK

He's turning into the Police Academy guy.

Watching the EUHHHH Trump video on repeat. It's the perfect cleansing sound.

Huh, Pats looked to be humming on that drive. Whoops.

Do you know why the cops keep pulling me over and giving me a breathalyzer after I have six drinks at the bar and swerve into oncoming traffic? Because I keep crushing the test, that’s why.

Hooray for Brother Leo!

Wife: You're very quiet. What are you thinking? Me: If I had a pet stick insect I think I’d name him Twiggy Smalls because The Notorious T.W.I.G. doesn’t sound quite right. Her: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'

Huh wow another Republican who seems okay with raping kids. Whudder the odds?

I’m sorry but it’s very funny that Trump’s dementia is making him gay as hell.

Problem is, when you get old enough, your pants can't fill in the front, only the back.

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

Go Brewers. I know the Rays and their dozens of fans would be disappointed, but go Brewers.

Carolina is better than the Eagles second- and third-string, as they should be. I expected the birds to lose, and they did. Season's washed.

2026 has really been an extension of the 2025 Eagles' season, except worse. Offense sucks, defense keeps the team in it ... until getting tired and finally breaking.

watching football @jonbois.bsky.social

Not sure if the Eagles offense could put up 21 on a UFL defense.

Some people were making me mad on the internet so I wrote a blog post about it. On the different reasons for people have for being left wing and how people manage the psychological tensions of the fact that they come apart. sootyempiric.blogspot.com/2026/10/the-...

-McKee sacked -Bad throw to Lemon -Screen on 3rd and 21 -McKee hit incomplete -Lose 3 yards on screen -Bad throw to Lemon, short of 1D anyway. That's the first six plays: Three and Out Three and Out

The US military fired roughly 19 years’ worth of Patriot interceptor purchases in just seven months of Trump’s Iran War, the Center for Strategic and International Studies estimates.

It's your butt. Maybe you've turd of it.

Students from North Carolina A&T can be seen marching back to their HBCU after voting on the first day of early voting in the state. The Guilford County Board of Elections voted to remove the school’s on-campus polling site. (video via Todd Simmons) greensboro.com/news/local/g...

"Nine is fine" is a good rule for living.

All's well that ends well, but that jet sweep with the QB was a hilarious playcall.

The "AI slavery?" discourse today reminded me of this

suck it la

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a Buddhist tale. Somewhat ironically, one of the victims has bad karma and is reborn in the Hell of Chainsaws. What're the odds??

Reading between the lines of this article, it seems like the ESPN shift from entertainment to content coincided with their shift to wall to wall gambling coverage. Also with Jimmy Pitaro taking over for John Skipper www.cjr.org/the-intervie...

lol flyers with 3 points in 8 games.

I think I would watch GIRL$.

Just to be pedantic, the Scriptures do not mention Waluigi.