Dougie Howser PhD

Today, in a series of threads, I am going to walk through some of these documents and give you a chance to see from the inside what we found It is all there in black and white. The documents don't lie.

Ecca Vandal is not nearly as famous as she should be

this is like a reverse "daisy." an ad so reprehensible that it detonates the candidate's campaign. tiffinohio.net/posts/acton-...

The younger kid is watching Fellowship of the Ring with me and asking lots of questions and this is everything I dreamed parenthood would be

insane insane stat. cars gotta get cheaper

wrote on saturday that trump was not going to let democrats avoid the question of impeachment and here we are with an offense that would have had a president impeached, removed and *at least* exiled if it had happened at any point prior to now.

I think World Cup broke my brain. I’ve been finding football unwatchable because of all of the stops in action.

NyQuil is an amaro

actually the plural is shibas inu

won't be doing a halloween display name. not when my posts will directly determine the outcome of the midterm elections

We arrived at the hotel just as all the local restaurants were closing so we hadn’t eaten all day but fortunately there was a little pizza stand to get a traditional NYC slice of pie.

MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

Mr. President.... China, they.... it's bad. They just announced Ultra Intelligence

I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.

A lot of things are shit right now, but recently a friend lost his guitar on the subway and a music producer found it, posted on Insta, and with the help of the internet tracked him down and RETURNED IT! Sometimes, the world is still a lovely place and people are still kind. 🥰🎸

The Greenland “deal” epitomizes Trump. A huge amount of drama, a huge amount of damage that won’t be fixed for years and maybe never. And in the end he gets literally nothing but the diplo equivalent of Danish FIFA peace prize. 🏆 Stood down by Greenland and Denmark. Both hilarious and pathetic. Sad!

Leathered fruit should be a food group

Just read that Tilly Norwood has been added to the cast of the Pitt for the upcomming season and I just can't...

if you’re in line to dunk on seth moulton stay in line

The pressure, the shouts, the chorus of WTFs, all of it is working. And no surprise that Clyburn is taking the lead.

And this was the exact moment I stopped using Google maps

Canada PM just announced that it’s changing the name of Lake Superior to ”Lake Obama”

It is not up to the president what the Kennedy Center is called. It is not up to the president what the Department of Defense is called. It is not up to the president what the Gulf of Mexico is called. It is not up to the president what Lake Ontario is called.

it’s really amazing how being vulnerable allows others to feel comfortable doing the same.

whew.

Eesh those Natalie Harp letters gave me the ick. She seems deeply unwell.

ME: I am always banging on about my books and events. THEM: I did not know your events existed. Wait you wrote a book?? lesson to writers: talk MORE about your books and events.

I'm not going back on Twitter to fight some magazine writer for a dumb opinion he has on there. That's a terrible way to use my banking app.

Have been a member of the @whca.bsky.social almost continuously since the 1990s. Our mission is to defend the First Amendment rights of White House correspondents to report on the president without fear or favor. Unfortunately last night did not advance that cause. Time to rethink the dinner.

People are making fun of AOC for having a slight southern accent while speaking in Memphis but they clearly don’t know the pain of habitually and unconsciously imitating the speaking style of the people around you

doing my Dad Duty (making my sandwich entirely out of heel slices)

This Tom Cruise speech is weird

I herby nominate Gianni Infantino for the FIFA Peace Prize.

[slamming hand on buzzer] Dolly

Cape Verde defeats Argentina via a 2-3 loss in extra time

lmao. Normal Human Husband JD Vance

"Do you use anxiety to stay productive or on time?" I don't understand the question, how else would people stay productive or be on time?!?!

Is the lambada still forbidden in Brazil?

We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.

Kyler Murry should have stipulated in his contract with the Vikings that he gets to wear #9. J.J. would have had to have found a new later-ego.

Garfield stressing me out

Mayomento Mori just jumped to the top of my tattoo wishlist.

Anyway, at the risk of sounding like a weirdo who is too online-- I'm really grateful to y'all, Bluesky. We are strangers-- but not, as many of you have supported me through the WaPo firing, my fighting journeys, through my father's passing-- --and basically rebuilding my life at nearly 40.