Kelly Cornax

Screaming at my phone the whole time I’m watching this George Michael reaction video because I want him to know who these models are!!!!!! ELITE! ELITE! ELITE! youtu.be/HVFlZIF6mXk?...

Children are not born knowing how to hate. You have to expose them to the couples on House Hunters and explain it to them.

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Did you know that the Vances had their baby like 3 months ago? I didn’t hear a word about it. It’s a rare thing for a VP to have a baby while in office but JD’s rizz is so negative that literally nobody cares

overpaid democratic consultant: stop calling this weird

This story absolutely rocks. A little grim, but also just a blast to read throughout.

You've loved Chicago Med, Chicago P.D., and Chicago Fire. New on NBC this fall: Chicago Zoning Board of Appeals.

"How's life going?" Swimmingly. (High effort, exhausting, you have no choice but to engage in it, or you will die)

Trump Slams The Beauty Of A Lotus Flower In Scathing Truth Social Haiku https://theonion.com/trump-slams-the-beauty-of-a-lotus-flower-in-scathing-truth-social-haiku/

Unconscionable to be on “X” at this point. Just a cesspit. Except for banking; I do my banking there & don’t see a problem.

Made a little video about my reporting on “Tommy” from the viral @abdulelsayed.bsky.social town hall

Gen AI guy: Remember those old Jib-Jab videos where you could put your face on a funny little e-card video? Well, what if you could do that with porn and violent revenge fantasies, while also setting the entire planet on fire?

This is inspiring in the way that kids running a lemonade stand to pay for their friend's chemotherapy is inspiring: the kids are amazing but they should never have to do this. if this inspires you at all, let it inspire you to create a real right to vote so they can just vote on campus.

What in the AI nonsense is this

AI is conscious AND it is my girlfriend AND it is my slave. A perfect scenario for me, a normal person. Not gonna think too deeply about this. Now do all other living human people deserve the level of investment devoted to my Tamogotchi slave girlfriend? Not so fast.

TIL ghosts can grow up

if you treat fucking fascists with kid gloves they will in fact fucking murder you. thats what fascists are.

if you cant make the connection between biden's betrayal in telling trump "welcome home" and trump pushing to denaturalize a fucking united states representative i cannot help you

Do you ever read a series of words

Excellent reporting of a hideous story. My god- every adult failed Taylor Cadle when she was a 12 yr old rape victim. and the ones in law enforcement who played a role all still have their jobs.

Finally, a cream that replaces me with another person.

Ruin a book by adding a word Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret Thatcher

White Texas HS football coach going Democratic???????

El-Sayed’s response to Kennedy:

Pentagon To Livestream Firing Squad Execution https://theonion.com/pentagon-to-livestream-firing-squad-execution/

Six months ago:

"Are my migraines hormonal, or am I thinking too hard about how Peter Thiel has more money than all nurses on Earth combined?" buff.ly/oLdL54C

Can’t believe they didn’t give the Nobel to the guy who killed all those little girls.

trump asking natalie what time it is in norway and she just keeps telling him it’s night time there

[date growing tired of my muppet takes] oh really? [me insinuating gonzo is on long term disability] it would explain him being home during the day

somewhere his wife is like “wait what”

Has to be BYU

i voted for all of them, but the response from biden, harris, obama, and the clintons to both terms of trump has been a dumpster fire. theyve sat back, laughed and joked, written books and had a good old time while regular people faced the fire.

Another home run for McSweeney's.

God Philadelphia has such a boner for Ben Franklin

Some welcomed news for anyone still reeling from Kristi Noem’s marriage falling apart last week. Love is hard work but it is good work, and it enriches every soul regardless of our petty, partisan differences. Awesome to see this.

this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites

Set record for longest serving GOP Speaker of the House✅ Went to prison for sexually abusing teenage boys✅ Highest ranking elected U.S. official to serve a prison sentence✅ Would love to see that last record broken soon🌅🇺🇸

Sleestacks

Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter

no YOU stop Donald Trump! bitch. i can’t do shit. I can’t even get an in-network referral for annual blood work and youre physically mailing me from your dc office YOU stop him

Lamar Jackson is something else