sweet little raquel

charge your phone you fucking bisexual

chat should I take twice my dose of concerta as an experiment

I am going to build the first official phonetic mapping for glyphs and logograms. a lone ? should be pronounced "wowo?". a lone ¿ is "wouw?". a lone ✅ is "tsk!". eventually you'll be able to say 😵‍💫 out loud

"raquel vulkan" would be a good pseudonym but then I'd have to learn vulkan

emails emails emails

good morning. did anyone else have the esoteric dream too

performing an evil maid attack by training a doll then sending it off to serve as the target’s assistant

have any of you successfully killed an inferiority complex. asking for a friend (I'm your friend)

anglerfish HRT is crazy #grindart

War and Chainsaw

piss yourself make no mistakes do a breakthrough

argentinian TV roasting the fuck out of bolsonaro LMAO - the loser speaks - family tradition: complaining about the results - a classic: the right alleges fraud

I already know what happens when I give up so I want to find out what happens when I thrive

guy who's really into MREs, but he's a little confused: "yeah I'm a rationalist"

Dude what is OOMF SAYING

Everyone thought Lula was cooked, hopeless. Then he bought a phone and started posting and now he's gonna get a 4th term. The lesson is to never stop posting.

the only person you should strive to be better than is your previous selves. and even then, you have to give them credit. they all got you here, and they were trying their absolute best. the mistakes they made and the lessons they learned are what made you You

everyone say "women can do anything" especially Erika Hilton

if framework was actually serious about maintainability they would open source the hardware too

they're calling wifegf "good boy" on x the everything app. deploy the nuke

dude how many elections are there today wtf

Any one of you who still thinks there is a single bit of difference between this place and X is in for a rude, rude awakening

É hoje, pessoal! Vamos respirar fundo e cuidar uns dos outros, aconteça o que acontecer. ⭐❤️

Would you rather have a daughter that only speaks in Simpsons references, or a daughter that has no idea what any meme is?

imposter syndrome daughter or dunning-kruger son

when you read something so pedantic and self masturbatory you genuinely gotta give them the 🫩 stare

never get into wikipedia they will have you arguing with people over whether a candy store sells "confections" or "sweet foods"

regarding the "why do explicit trans rep when it would work better as an analogy" argument I am simply taking the shotgun approach and doing both

girl who woke up at 12 pm

meanwhile on twitter. i have been accused of larping dream smp ???

the future is now

buying a whole domain for a vulnerability where the conditions are "must already be authenticated into your private space and have ssh enabled" is such lame fucking behavior omg

nicole can't stop yapping she's just like me....

3rd party game controllers. we now have wonderful stuff from 8bitdo or gamesir instead of garbage like this

there's a pretty specific niche of guy rn that is "wanted red 40 banned" and is now gobsmacked at finding out what natural red dye is made out of. very funny to watch

the amazing digital depression

Something is slamming but it ain’t the seals

hazel...

oh my god she beat her to Anon Tokyo

my dad. he's always been the same amount of bald

wake me up when they've figured out mermaid HRT

eclosion 🦋

just realized how stupid this looks

retvrn