cleen

cleen

@cleen.cloud

the intersection of gender and video games

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I wish I could pay for someone to send me DVDs in the mail. Oh well, unrealistic

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David Struett
@davidstruett.bsky.social

I wrote about Metra's new (and very ambitious) plan to create crosstown service. They can do it by running trains through the middle of Union Station. Metra says it would cost $9B for upgrades so trains run every 15-30 minutes. For @chicago.suntimes.com chicago.suntimes.com/transportati...

chicago.suntimes.comMetra shares dream plan to offer crosstown service, trains every 15-30 minutesThe plan for regional rail, on par with the world's best transit systems, would create crosstown service by running trains through Chicago Union Station.
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Blood of Dawnwalker is really impressive so far. It’s a breath of fresh air among the rest of the AAA single player narrative slop.

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White American Space Marine: haha I will hide from the Alien it will never find me Alien: *takes out phone* Phone: eh vry body clap your hands! The Locker: CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

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playing World of Warcraft in Spanish to learn new vocab like “crocolisco” and “necesito mas irra”

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The original Xbox is a severely underrated console. Games from that gen really shine with the best in class graphics and frame stability. It’s still the best way to play GTA San Andreas and other classics. Microsoft used to give a fuck sometimes

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Smoking weed and watching cartoons in honor of Anthony bourdain, victim of capitalism

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Anthony Bourdain: “There’s a guy inside me who wants to lay in bed, and smoke weed all day, and watch cartoons, and old movies. I could easily do that. My whole life is a series of stratagems to avoid, and outwit, that guy.” Bro shoulda maybe done that instead

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Boneji ☠️
@bearji.bsky.social
Jaws Slayer 🎃@jesawyer.bsky.social

I’ve been seeing a lot of new characters on billboards in the SweetJames Multiverse and I don’t like it. I want only the original, somewhat unsettling, Sweet James.

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“I’m worried about your safety on the train, are you sure you don’t want a ride” bro your car is not a safer option

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Wpbl should sue digital impact video for a complete failure to render contracted services, this is unwatchable

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Traveling to visit family is an optimistic thought experiment but catastrophic in practice (for me and probably other trans ppl.) trauma brain go brr

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Thank you to the random stranger that helped catch my bike over the fence on the secret path off Cortland, I hope all your dreams come true

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Altered Beast (GENESIS) is a game where “men” take little blue pills to transform their body and get stronger overcome demons until the the same demons take the pills away. Only through coop can two “men” taking little blue pills defeat evil. In this essay I will

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I am officially a Natasha Cloud fan. The events of the last week require intense appreciation. I tried to buy a jersey but they don’t sell one yet (only the Liberty one. I’ve never been a fan of a single player before, just teams, but I would die for her tbh

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Get GTA VI for free by stealing it 1. Sign up for a vpn free trial 2. Connect to Switzerland 3. Download the car 4. Make fun of union busting companies like rockstar games

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Oliver
@dubiousdevil.bsky.social

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

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mattie lubchansky
@mattielubchansky.com

many of u appear to be trying to play a sophisticated game of chess while your opponent is pointing a gun at you and also pulling the trigger on the gun pretty frequently and you're being shot by the gun a lot

cleen
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Trying to tell Harry Potter fans that real people are harmed by their fandom is like telling an Amazon shopper that real people are harmed by their fandom. They don’t care

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27)
@dirtbagqueer.rocks

now that training camps are opening i am making my annual plea to the many many serious sports journo people that follow me to do an investigation on whether or not there's a hookup culture at NFL training camps, specifically the ones where teams still travel and stay at an external facility