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In a contest of Chun-Li vs Chumlee, Chun-Li has the advantage in the fighting competition, while Chumlee has the advantage in the history competition. So it would come down to the bikini competition

Any one of you who still thinks there is a single bit of difference between this place and X is in for a rude, rude awakening

Do you read theory?

Can't believe I'm alive at the same time as 4

If your politicians are silent about critical php vulnerabilities, it's time to start asking why

php don't know what it is don't care (i try to log on to umamusume but its servers are down for emergency maintenance) PHP is a general-purpose scripting language geared towards web development.[11] It was created by Danish-Canadian programmer Rasmus Lerdorf in 1993 and released in 1995.[12][13] The

Oh fuck

Just patched some critical vulnerabilities. Yeah, holes in my dang underwear!

Michael Richards releasing a book If I Said It

If you're still in line to vote in alberta, go home. They're turning everyone who voted yes into a goo or perhaps a paste

"I bet you didn't expect, such a hungry hungry guy" rattles around my noggin constantly

driving my tesla roadster, i ask grok to schedule a dentist appointment. it generates a gothic anime version of the dentist’s receptionist with huge tits that asks me if i want a cleaning. i get so hard my neuralink activates the tesla’s thrusters and i slam 90 mph into a wall killing me instantly

The only thing that can stop a chaotic neutral cop is a lawful neutral cop

my favorite “modern classic” tumblr post

I'm fully diggerpilled. Diggermaxxing. Going to the barber and saying gimme the Digger. Iñarritu my goat. Had to celebrate with a rewatch of Biutiful.

a personal favorite of mine…

el-sayed is one of the only guys in this shit ass country that doesnt suck

May I stinkily approach the bench? -Wash yourself counsellor!

Jeffries urges "middle ground approach", promises only half as many raids on dem reps if the dems gain power

Bit of a non-story here

hey can i get a wooden gate that looks like this face :-/ and oh yeah no, dont stain it or anything im sure it will be fine.

huge if true

Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.

bob odenkirk voice GOD DAMN IT

Watched this. Blew my mind. Wildly good. So well written. Stunning art direction. Watch it now.

Everyone: children simply aren't "of the corn" Stephen king: hold my beer

Behold, a 3000 year old Chinese ceremonial bronze axe bearing a human face of which archeologists described as "fearsome and fierce".

I will never respect the computer

In anticipation of a future I pray will never come, I've written the following. Yes, even in tragedy, there is hope... mine is that this poem will heal the wounds that divide us. It is called "Elegy; or, The Fall".

chat is this good

Kick it under the fridge

I'm not like other girls. I'm -- --- .-. ... .

It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...

YOu see, my hawk tuah reaches across the room and spits on your thang. I spit on your thang. I *hawwwwk* tuah it up, you sniveling boy

yeah bro, i would like you to call the whambulance actually. maybe i do need to be seen by a whineacologist. is that so funny

19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯

it makes sense that I'm nonbinary. my mom is a woman and my dad is a man. I got a bit of both . it's simply genetics