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My book is out in 9 days!!

West Coast Avengers (office)

I couldn't have even imagined a rake this large.

#Supergirl raised the bar for Hollywood supporting comics

I do not know how else I can say "GLP-1s are a very useful drug that can be life-changing and life-saving for many people and should exist" and "they are also mass marketed, prescribed, and sold as a miracle weight loss drug and being used to perpetuate fatphobia" are statements that can coexist

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

thanks for asking, it was Weebl and Bob

Takeout vs making your own food. Takeout vs making your own food. Takeout vs making your own food. (Firing gunshots in the air and people start screaming and running)

this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts

"It's actually cheaper for me to order out than to cook as a single person" is a lie you tell yourself in your 20s, I know this is the case because it is a lie I told myself in my 20s to order the burrito that I wanted.

I’ve done an inexplicable thing.

if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods"

If a Croque Madame talked to another Croque Madame about anything other than a Croque Monsieur Would they have passed the Béchamel test?

I gotta be clear I love All Kings Ghidorah But I do think this is the rare instance where the Monsterverse version of King Ghidorah is actually my favorite. The proportions, how CRUEL it is, the way the wings actually suit the body and feel like they could be used to fly. Best of em all.

Hot take no one wants to hear but, lord of the flies is a bullshit imperialist take on human nature. It propagandizes us to believe that humans naturally want to fight over power when in reality human nature is to coexist

KEANU REAVES IN REVERSE MORTGAGE

I'm thinkin bout them beans

In the Pulitzer Prize award-winning novel Demon Copperhead, a building is described as being scary, "Like being trapped in a Duke Nukem doom castle." But Duke Nukem has no castle levels, even going back to the original sidescrollers, which clearly aren't being referenced here. ...Yes, I'll hold

Bro they got Ayatan treasures at Macy’s

"Joy is resistance" is not just a platitude, it's actual fucking praxis

some people may argue that The Beekeeper not high art but it contains a scene in which a scammer tries to bribe Jason Statham with NFTs and is immediately tied to a truck and driven off the bridge so who’s to say it is not the greatest cinematic accomplishment of our times

So....uh.....this arrived in the mail today, of all days

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Nancy 4/4/26 … Olivia Jaimes part 7, the epic conclusion

“Patriot Front, its leader — Thomas Rousseau — and members William Ring and Jacob Brown are ordered to pay over $470,000” www.wtvr.com/news/local-n...

not an april fool!! www.ign.com/articles/bab...

if nothing else, there is something to be said for spending time outside in the sun with thousands of people who share your anger at the state of things

Hey there 👋🏻, it’s me, the new snack from Costco you loved. You will never see me again

Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'.

Wake up, Envoy – Soulframe is the next game to grace the cover of Game Informer! We visited Digital Extremes to learn about the team's upcoming fantasy MMO. Plus, in a first for us, we're excited to reveal that all subscribers will receive a Soulframe Founders code! gameinformer.com/cover-reveal...

whole lotta "nope don't argue that on bluesky, terrible idea" going on today no, I will not be clarifying no, I will not be participating, thank you in advance

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

One thing that AI evangelists seem to assume, particularly legal AI evangelists assume, is that the thinking and analysis is quick, and the writing is just tedious busywork that slows us down. But the writing IS the thinking and analysis. You work out the thinking and analysis by writing it down.

yes public businesses always make a claim for why they’re doing layoffs so they don’t have to admit “we blew tons of money, you should lower our stock price further” major “right-sizing” always comes with aspirational lies there’s been no evidence ai is delivering those kinds of gains