CaseyL

"How's your diet going?" "Fuck off"

THREAD. A story, in 20 photos and captions, about a uniquely wonderful cat, who has improved my life considerably over the last few years...

The Man Who Walked Around The World Just an amazing story: www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Every single "activist" who says we shouldn't vote for the Democratic candidate in ANY race is a GOP troll. They got Trump elected in 2016, and got him elected again in 2024. Don't listen to them. Do the opposite of what they say to do. "Progressive activists" online are trolls for the GOP.

TODAY (Monday, Oct. 5) is the deadline for registering to vote for the midterms in: AMERICAN SAMOA ARIZONA ARKANSAS FLORIDA GEORGIA INDIANA KENTUCKY LOUISIANA — in-person, mail (10/13 online) MISSISSIPPI MONTANA — mail (11/3 in-person) OHIO SOUTH CAROLINA — mail TENNESSEE TEXAS npr.org/vote

mistakes were made

“Screwup”

Absolutely gorgeous photos of our Sun up close: apnews.com/video/new-im...

The effective federal corporate income tax rate: 1950: 50% 1990: 25% 2020: 13% Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate. That is how we will pay for it.

The Guild! Is coming back!!

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

emptying a clip into my lettuce

Today is the final day you can leave a public comment on the OMB proposal that will destroy American science as we know it. Leave your comment at the link in our bio, or go here: zurl.co/1M9hH and register for our OMB Deadline Day meeting today at the link in our bio! Article: zurl.co/3LQxi

Me trying to explain the realities of party politics to people on Bluesky

Actor achieves immortality with this one funny trick.

Five facts that you should know about the current Cyclospora outbreak.

I want the Democratic Party to STOP offering up its infrastructure, funding apparatus, and primaries to people who aren't and never have been actual Democrats. Imagine if in 2016 the national Democratic Party had told Bernie “No, you can’t run for the nomination on our platform. Get your own."

#soccer #USMNT #USA #Belgium ETTD. For the love of all that is holy, don't anyone let him even know when the USWNT plays next year. (Assuming we're all here by then, wink wink nudge nudge.)

Something for the anti-vaxxers here: www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

Let’s just say if a certain soccer team needs help today they’re READY 🇺🇸⚽️

FFS. Was it a bunch of bored kids? Someone wanting to get publicity? A political act? Whoever it was, I hope there is a heavy book to throw at them. Threatening a ZOO, ffs. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

May I just say, apropos nothing at all, that I am very strongly in favor of a Musk-funded, Musk-planned, and (in particular) Musk-led mission to colonize Mars? I will be there cheering and hollering as the ship containing Musk and his TechBro fellow colonists blasts off.

I am about as hard and cynical about US politics as one can be, and I am crying as I listen to our FFLOTUS, Michelle Obama #ObamaLibrary

This is Bagel. He has traveled far and wide, experienced many different cultures, seen all kinds of sights, and most importantly, figured out his best angles. 13/10 (IG: livingwithbagel)

🎶 They say that there’s a secret plan That Trump will use to beat Iran But you don’t really buy that bullshit, do ya? It goes like this: the bombs, Hormuz, And Hegseth chugs his fill of booze Eventually the whole thing goes ka-bloo, yeah 🎶

Some thoughts about the history of Earth and life on it: Earth - the entire planet, and everything on it - is basically a giant creator and consumer of energy. A living battery! Earth does a complete remodel after every mass extinction. New life, new climate, new geography. "New planet, who dis?"

if you cowardly try to sacrifice your friend, NPS will simply send a second bear

Slightly diminish a book: The Okay Andersons

this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has

my series THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND is about the history of charging the mound. here's the first episode, now free to watch on youtube

I grew up watching the old Loony Tunes cartoons. I hope this movie will be worthy of them.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

No one says it better than @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social

I think it's safe to say that the Trump Administration - all of them, not just the Mango Tango himself - could screw up a ONE car funeral, and then demand you pay them for it.

The NYT times reports T* saying he "exceeded" his objectives in Iran, and asks what they were. Easy: He and his friends cleaned up on insider trading. His 18-yo son, Barron, made $170 MILLION trading on oil futures just before the "ceasefire" was announced. He made $$. Lots of $$. That's it.

The Integrity astronauts are now farther away from Donald Trump than any human has ever been.

"By week one, I was already tired of his anti-rich, pro-Samaritan bullshit. I wanted to take a course in Christianity, not liberalism."

Your favorite red panda has been exploring his new treetop digs in the soon-to-open Forest Trailhead. Forest Trailhead opens May 1, 2026. Get all the details on Carson's introduction and how the zoo carefully plans for these big changes: https://bit.ly/4sOYu5b

So far the Artemis II mission has experienced a clogged toilet and issues with Microsoft Outlook. If the astronauts suddenly start arguing over what the fastest way to the moon is this will officially be the most relatable space mission ever.

"i have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working." The Astronauts truly representing us all up there.