Brooke T. Sample

Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.

beautiful moment in Wawa today… older dude, probably 70-75, wearing a sharp tan suit with a crisp colorful button-up underneath, waiting in line with a coffee young guy, probably 20-25, walks up and taps him on the shoulder “yo, you look fresh as hell, man” old dude might still be beaming

College football rankings are starting to mean absolutely nothing

Elon Musk could do with some good PR. His recent announcement — giving kids stock in SpaceX — is probably just the latest in a history of empty promises

If America were a stock, would you buy, hold or sell? Our columnists and subscribers weighed in 🎥

Once upon a time, Americans took pride that people would leave other countries and come to the USA because it was so much better

Don’t get to see movies as soon as they come out anymore, but I made an exception for “You Can See Everything.” It is everything everyone says it is. However/whenever you see it, just do.

Woodbridge, NJ, today

If you're a connoisseur of on-brand James Dolan pettiness, grudge-settling, and ham-fisted dumbassery, have I got the article for you www.nytimes.com/athletic/771...

DOJ plays no role in the certification process so the question is a non sequitur as is the answer.

When the president calls a rape survivor a liar, so many will take it as permission to do the same.

“I only like two oceans: the Atlantic Ocean and the Pacific Ocean. I’m not going to put either Trump or America on any other ocean but these two”

Shannon Phillips on the Trump regime's targeting of Mélanie Joly: "This is an administration that the only corrupt grifters that they've fired so far have been women. And they like to have a woman enemy. They don't have Chrystia Freeland anymore."

Elon committed some additional murders . www.wsj.com/world/ukrain...

Seriously. Nobody asked your goddamn opinion about what a woman can do with her own body. Unless you want mandatory vasectomies that you can pay to reverse later, sit down and shut the fuck up about women's bodies and lives. If you have bodily autonomy, so should women.

New Hampshire, New Jersey and New York would like a word, probably

I cut my parents off for funsies! No real reasons whatsoever! Or maybe I needed a peaceful life where the same harmful patterns weren’t being repeated while the son I was raising would have to witness it. Naaaaah. Obviously I should focus only on the good parts, because they did their best.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

So presidential

"The Immigration Crackdown Is Making It Much Harder to Build Houses" www.wsj.com/us-news/the-... "The arrests have also spooked foreign-born workers with legal status, some of whom have been caught up in raids and repeatedly detained"

I need to know who the reporter was, because that was JOURNALISM.

thank you for flying Fractional Scaramucci Airlines

A 52% gain in price. In a year. 🇺🇸 @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

A journalist asks Zelensky whether he thinks that Trump is treating him as a scapegoat for his own problems. And Zelensky responds.

Elon Musk is single-handedly funding the Ken Paxton campaign:

Why indeed …

Waiting for Godot for Tax Purposes

Trust me: whatever you’re doing right now is less important than watching this candidate interview. No spoilers, just trust:

Look, two things can be true at once: 1) Women are being disproportionately forced out of the Trump administration for things that men have also done; and 2) Every single individual mentioned in the story deserved to be shitcanned. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/14/u...

Brown University’s widget shows that the energy costs of the Iran war have just passed $1,000 per household iranwarcost.watson.brown.edu

‘Median wealth for a family in the top 10% of earners increased 31%, while wealth decreased for the bottom 40% of earners.’ www.wsj.com/economy/affl...

With its €800 billion Covid recovery plan, Europe learned to borrow better

I think people should listen to what the administration trying to bring back spectacle lynchings, race riots, and middle passage-esque deportation voyages are trying to tell you about themselves. bsky.app/profile/bren...

"If they get away with this it will be worse next time. I promise you." – @adamserwer.bsky.social, Jan. 6, 2021

WASHINGTON (AP) — Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed in December. Just find myself muttering variations of "this can't be real" over and over again.

Today, 8 years ago, my friend, Saudi Journalist and Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered.

Visitors to the US are on track to drop by almost two million year-on-year. “We’re the only major country in the world losing visitation,” the head of the US Travel Association said. “It’s mind-boggling.” www.semafor.com/article/09/2...

HOLY CRAP, YOU GUYS, THEY DID FIND IT!!! (no soft pretzel, though) www.instagram.com/reel/Dd4epJb...

Welp, it’s pretty hard to have a postseason when you’re in baseball’s toughest division … but I’ll take a winning season. Well done, Buccos. #RaiseIt

Lemme get this straight: I'd never heard this song or even heard *of* it until this week because ... I was making a concerted effort to not know about something I didn't know existed in order to be cool?

"We're uprooting fraud by getting rid of these freeloaders who keep paying into the system without taking anything back out" Genius.

Ah, yes, let’s feature two people who have never served.