Britality

I'm Brittany, and one of my toxic traits is that I will watch a copaganda reel if it's walkout songs for K9s twice

Tuesday reminded me this place exists, whoops

HugOps to discord's engis for this Friday Failure

It worked

When playing certain games, you gotta ask yourself Am I enjoying this or am I making ice cubes? You deserve better than ice cubes.

Canadians: do you know about House Hippos? Did you grow up in a province other than Ontario?

I think this must win some kind of Mini Egg award. Did I unlock the Mega Egg???

Seeing people say AI is a tool that helps "working class people become writers" and its such bullshit. The process of learning and skill sharpening is labour, and its telling that there is work to be glamorized (being perceived as a Writer) and labour beneath people (learning to write)

Embarrassing for the US to be so bad at the biathlon, one of the few Olympic events that requires you to shoot something

I'm alive

I regret to inform everyone that I gambled incorrectly when I built my new computer in August and didn't upgrade to 64GB to save $90 and said "I'll just buy another two sticks at Christmas" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

If my mom really wanted to pick the most likely strategy to get me to quit Diet Coke, she should have simply told me that the president drinks twelve a day.

Does #torrid genuinely think customers do not notice that clearance items change price depending on the promos???

Hiring an Etsy witch to manifest the Half-Life 3 release

Those who have less than full throated support and love for trans people disgust me. Who doesn't see the version of themselves they long to be in their mind? They hate those with the courage to do something about it, who show the rules for the meaningless white-after-labor-day calvinball bs they are

The first sentence of this paper is :chef_kiss:

Please, PLEASE, I am begging you as both a parent and someone who is sick of all this THIS, go vote for your school boards. Even if you don't have kids, that's how these reactionary dipshits got their feet in, that's where the book bans and library cuts start.

hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue. we’ll all subscribe en masse

Teen Vogue staffers put out some extremely good, incisive investigative reporting over the last n years. Give if you can.

All but one person or group we got (and we only got like eight or nine!) had one person take one of the bags of clementines I made up either by itself or first before I urged them to also take something else.

I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger

Last chance to turn it off. On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default. To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

For New Yorkers who work the night shift, it can be nearly impossible to participate in political life of our city. So tonight we’re bringing this campaign to them — starting with taxi drivers waiting at LaGuardia.

Fascism is here and many of the country's biggest politicians, corporations, news orgs, and institutions have embraced it. But it's still weak and people hate it. Our greatest strength is each other. Find your people in your local communities, stick up for everyone, and learn to say no.

(2/2) This third one ("What to Do") is heavily lifted from a post by @gregpak.net which I will go find and link below. I had a much more angry / maudlin idea before I saw his post and realized it's better to give people something to DO rather than a thing to be mad at.

I put on a pair of beloved burgundy velvet pants today that I'd been waiting for them to not be too small to wear and it to be cool and now they're too big 😭 The most mixed of bags.

If you RT this within seven days your timeline will be blessed with a boopable snoot for life, if you don't the clown from IT will eat you

The best contraction is who're for obvious reasons.

It's the worst time of the year: having to wear socks time.

girls with adhd playing long rpgs like "i am overwhelmed by the state of the save file i left off with last time my attention arbitrarily fell onto this game. time to start from scratch."

A high five or fist bump to everyone who got out there today and to everyone who can't but would if they could and are supporting or protesting in ways that work for them.

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't