Breenzy

Great way to have a much cleaner experience.

Soon™️

The girls are fighting again.

imagine fleeing the Vietnam War and in your arms you're carrying a baby who will one day grow up to correct the US Secretary of Defense on his jeans. like bringing a football into the end zone

it's crazy that i wake up every day and think "i can't possibly have anything else to say on twitter" and then the US Department of Defense will be like "Our Secretary of Defense has great jeans ☺️"

Brutal

Campaign 1 is done and dusted. Let's see how much of a difficulty jump the 2nd one will be.

Meanwhile, over on X:

Finally!

why did this make me laugh

You are not more likely to be killed by a coconut than a shark. This is a statistical error. Coconuts Georg, who lives under a coconut tree and is killed by 10,000 coconuts a year is an outlier and should not have been counted.

Uhhhh based

if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you

#Ingress Mission Day Maryborough is done!

While all you morons were putting cash into your 401ks, I spent my adulthood investing in magic beans. They all laughed at me, but look where we are now. In the post-apocalyptic Hellscape, the one who controls the beans is queen.

goldman sachs execs showing up to luigi mangione's cell like nick fury recruiting an avenger

the chinese century

They’re coming in, they’re coming in, and they’re taking our fish! The best fish, frankly. And they don’t pay! They don’t pay! They waddle around, they look at you, they’re very unimpressive, frankly. Some of them are even a little… flightless. Can you believe it? Flightless! Sad!

incredible website lmfao

go anti-woke go broke

Memes the Chinese Internet is making to mock the group chat leak:

Pope Francis made a brief statement from the hospital balcony:

It is impossible to capture how catastrophic Trump’s recent moves and statements are for US defense contractors—this will have a huge trickle-down industrial effect given supply chains and subcontractors.

Incredible quote from Elon Musk’s daughter

Fellas, it’s now gay to eat soup or drink milkshakes ☹️

Teen Vogue: remains braver than almost any other news outlet at this time.

THIS is how I find out John F. Kennedy died??

the american public has voted for tesla dealerships to be on fire. vox populi vox dei

10 years gone but never forgotten. Here's the story behind the Oblivion mod Terry Pratchett worked on.

i’m losing my shit at this

they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls

Im gonna need a few minutes to unpack what I just read

Anyway. Congratulations to Russia on winning the Cold War. The long game worked.

Do Not Fuck With Gamers

"I never thought it would come to this" said a desperate Albanese chaser.com.au/national/lab...

Amazon MGM Studios has confirmed that in the next James Bond film Bond will be fully nude in the iconic title sequence. “You will see James Bond’s penis” said a spokesperson. “James Bond will be shooting at you with his penis out”

In 20 years, all of Elon's kids will do a joint press release stating they won't have any children in order to let the Musk family die out.

Matildas captain Sam Kerr has left court relieved after proving that the forward once again didn’t miss. Full article here: chaser.com.au/sport/sam-ke...

broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals” woke - Stephen Smith:

my kid turned 18 weeks old today. if you’re a parent, you know that’s flying week. so tonight instead of putting him to bed i took him outside and sure enough, off he went. won’t be back for hours. it’s gonna mess with his sleep cycle so bad. thank god we all forget how to fly at 19 weeks

Loooooool

Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.

" karens " are rather shit - @ DRIL Take care of each other . Thank you

these tariffs are crazy can't believe this is what $4000 gets you at the grocery store now