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Watching Tiny Agent of Chaos teach her cousins a new game: diving for dead bodies. I must have missed an episode of Bluey. Don't remember this game.

Putin: “Russia is exploring the possibility of cooperation with the US in the Arctic.” Just a reminder of Trump’s lies that he wanted Greenland to keep Russia out of the Arctic.

Save room in your thoughts for all of the servers who now have to deal with MAGA dipshits eating at Cheesecake Factory out of spite.

You can do the same thing, buying a house and borrowing against it—ha ha, just kidding, normal people get taxed annually on their wealth via property taxes, the "you can't tax wealth, the economy will collapse!" rule applies solely to the super-rich.

1. Not sure when a new, on-the-record rape allegation against a sitting president isn’t considered news — especially considering Trump was found liable by a jury in a similar case — but it was ignored by most mainstream media outlets

God created the entire universe but still has to use the bathroom Republicans assigned Him.

Perfect

“Billionaires who popularized stock-based lending include Larry Ellison and Elon Musk. Both borrow to avoid having to sell shares—which could trigger a taxes and dilute their voting rights—in companies they founded.” www.wsj.com/finance/the-...

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Average Trump scandal: many people dead after uncontroversial government program illegally cut by doge for nonexistent savings Average mamdani scandal: he’s playing BASKETBALL with his FRIENDS

Burn 👇😄

Uh oh. You know who else enjoyed basketball?

Hahahahahaha

On his way to Mar a lago?

it is odd in retrospect how easy it was for the “but trump ended his friendship with epstein” narrative to be accepted as fact

I have Tan Suit at 19 and Kamala’s wired headphones at 24 personally

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don’t put it in the paper that I got mad (I will email everyone letting them know I got mad)

I don't understand his answer

A reminder, because it is almost that time of year: More children are killed by cars on Halloween than any other day of the year, by far. www.vox.com/future-perfe... If you're a parent, I hope you'll do what you can to keep kids safe. If you're driving on Saturday, PLEASE exercise extra caution.

does this guy have any friends who are not fraudsters i am just asking

I don't think you could look anymore serious if you were trying to catch a human baby

🚨 FULTON COUNTY, GEORGIA VOTERS! More than 7K voters had their registrations flagged over questions about their residential addresses, & the ACLU is raising serious concerns about errors. Check your voter status NOW. If it says “Challenged,” contact Fulton County Elections.

Kind of crazy that the plan here was apparently for Trump to somehow steal the election for them

I'm starting to question meritocracy

A patriot speaks out on behalf of all of us.

Wtf? How did this guy get thru college?

Don’t forget the sovereign wealth fund - that’s what I call suffering www.nbim.no

Good. Hope the Dems are taking notes.

🚨 Gov. Josh Shapiro rips into JD Vance in a new interview. “The only smart thing it seems like [Trump] did was not endorsing Vance. That guy is just a profoundly and PATHETICALLY WEAK human being who wants to preach morality every day.”

The backlash to the Trump regime is in full force in Texas ~ Meidas Touch

He lived long. He prospered. Goodnight Commander Chekov. RIP Walter Koenig (1936 - 2026) 🖖🎬 #filmsky #startrek

Eric Bauza died at his home yesterday from hypertensive cardiovascular disease, according to Los Angeles County Medical Examiner records.

"Gasoline -- unless you want to ride the bicycle -- is your only option!" No, it fucking isn't. Worldwide, half the new cars are electric. I'm tired of living in a near-future dystopian satire.

"The Democrats want to take away your burgers!" Trump: Takes away burgers.

He knows he's dying.

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Just now looked at Veronica Cartwright's film and tv appearance history. Holy Cow! She was in so many roles I loved!