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I may be running on three hours of sleep after working on renovations/code for 15 hours but there’s nothing better than your toddler saying “I love you daddy” after you’ve spent two hours running around the playground with them 🥺😭 (also shout out to the other dad who gave me a fist bump afterwards)

Hey all, looking for my next role! - I do a lot of agent tooling & AI stuff - My home stack is Laravel / PHP but I am a swiss army knife - Love to work with Typescript, Hono, etc.. - I do devops, running teams, EM and even some product. DMs open, RT / share welcomed 🙏

a green new deal president and they redecorate the white house like rainforest cafe

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

nobody out-cheesecakes the factory

If you donated to Josh Turek without realizing he was running on a federally funded trans healthcare coverage ban, you can request a refund of your donation here: help.actblue.com/hc/en-us/art...

Anti-trans Democrats are spreading poison when we can least afford it, during elections in this ongoing fascist takeover. As a strategy, it’s a recipe for failure. As a moral stand, it’s reprehensible. PS I’m the father of young trans woman and I’ll never forgive anyone who makes her life harder.

never coveted a backpack more

RFK decided to once again target maskers in a speech, laughing about going to LA and seeing people driving in their cars while masked. And I want to make sure people know that studies have shown that the reason someone might wear a mask in their car is that it's none of your fucking business.

70 percent of the internet was vulnerable yesterday to very bad security flaws inside a coding language. Turns out, *one volunteer* is mostly responsible for maintaining that code & helping push updates. Yesterday Ondřej Surý saved the internet. So I called him up www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

you know you were thinking it

bold strategy to advertise WordPress upgrades today but I gotta admit I respect the hustle

honestly great advice just send it: cloudisland.nz/@xssfox/1174...

*wakes up* today is going to be a great day to release my @buttplug.io PHP library

How bad is it? This bad:

If you're backyard is close to water, consider building a frog sauna to help treat chytrid!

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

you can go back to X and I can’t stop you. it is also true that you can’t stop me or anyone else from thinking you’re a fascist-suckling piece of shit for doing so.

Guys it’s 2026 can we please stop falling for his BS.

Ms Rachel from the top ropes

can’t believe OpenAI had someone on staff who thought it was appropriate to record everything that people around him said

i actually enjoyed the process of nuking a social media account and starting over. who cares. they’re just posts

Little Caesar's Rainbow Blondies (2022-2022): Vanilla blondie bars covered with a thick layer of icing and chopped Skittles candy. Test-marketed in and around Memphis, TN, they never caught on

Re: X: for me it's not even about whether you see objectionable content or not, I 100% believe that it's completely fine right now if you stay within a tech bubble and don't dig into trends! That's not the point though…

unpopular opinion but i liked the season where mirror peggy traps peggy in mirror arlen cause she's sick of mirror hank's wizard sleeve urethra, but soon people notice she's fluent in spanish and dogshit at boggle.... but isn't mirror arlen just a myth? "it's real. i've been there," says chuck mangi

so cheerful and inclusive!!!

VERY EARLY WIP but I've been researching/building/yelling at the computer an OpenXR friendly UI framework that also works on pancake devices (basically making a UIKit for Steam devices) and I love/hate how well my hot-reloading works compared to SwiftUI Previews

this is fucked up

the only thing we have to fear is the flavor of fear itself - FDR

Long ago the four lokos lived in harmony

Spectrum Allocation xkcd.com/3307/

This picture will always be iconic. RIP Margaret Hamilton who wrote the software that successfully guided NASA’s Apollo missions through the moon.

Some church people knocked on my door and said they wanted to tell me about the afterlife. I told them I’m trying to avoid any spoilers.

Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit