Every single person saying this out loud is admitting they are bad at their job, don't know how to organize, and think it's fine to make their faults somebody else's problem
TRAGEDY! WILL HOT MUSTARD DORITOS not arrive even to HONOR the NATION that BIRTHED THEM? And WHY? Is it COWARDICE, that BASE DEFECT lurking in the HEARTS of ALL SMALL MEN? NO. Plainly I say: it is EVIL. The DEVIL HIMSELF is seated on his THRONE in the board room of FRITO-LAY — HELL IS HERE
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal”
SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,
I'm not saying you're wrong, but if you list Bicycle Thieves as one of your favourite movies I should be allowed to hit you exactly once with a wiffleball bat
The whole point of computers was to not be unpredictable unreliable black boxes. I'm going crazy every day. Everything that originally interested me in computers is being starved. I'm stuck in an industry where no one wants what I care about. My life is a mistake.
Living in Alberta is fun because you'll see a neighbour put up a sign on their fence that says "Save our Schools!" and get to wonder if they mean class size or teacher pay, or if they're worried there's too many "gay books" in the library
The Independent has identified Eric Lendrum as the DHS PR officer responsible for a relentless flood of social media posts on DHS pages using Nazis memes, slogans and images. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Playing Mario Kart World with my wife is showing a side of myself to her I had hoped she would never see.
The look she gave me when I yelled "crush baby mario's soft, undeveloped skull" while hitting him with the boombox was not one of a proud spouse.
Got 1st tho
I don’t want an American team to win the Stanley Cup because f*ck the US currently. But I also don’t think I can deal with a Canadian team winning it.
I guess I could handle a Winnipeg win. That would be ok.
bill de blasio in park slope, ordering his breakfast sandwich as “mi sandwich especial” and quoting the onion headline omg
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i read judith butler in college, realized like 80% of the bullshit in my life had to do with my willful disinterest in performing masculinity in anything like a normative way, and then did some quick extrapolations about who might have my back on that and whose back i should have in turn
In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...