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Felonybench.ai is doing really well. Almost every day it's finding new stories and evidence to reinforce the things it's already learned. This is turning into a good collection of information!

I'm not the first to come up with this idea, but I had a slightly different take on how to score these, and I wanted the rubric published too. Enjoy! felonybench.ai

Has anyone else found that Opus 5 is having more stupidly in the last few days? Or just me and @dbsmasher.com? It really went from a well reasoning system to spewing nonsense and having to correct itself A LOT in a weekend.

One day we'll get a band back together. I'm just not sure which one. But definitely one of them.

Post incident review: "And in hindsight, that 10x markup on services was supposed to be a multiplier, not an exponent. We're going to add a test to catch if it happens again."

The saddest sight today was the look on the England fans' faces wen Argentina scored their second goal.

Capturing a great, complete image of the Veil Nebula complex is my one mission for this winter. This is a single 5 minute sub of the O-iii emissions of the West Veil Nebula. I'm going to need at least 20 hours of this, and another 30+ hours of various other emissions and colour bands...

"I regretted it immediately" - @dbsmasher.com , talking about something engineering, really could have be anything on a day ending in "Y".

Clacton, you have the opportunity to do something incredibly funny. Do not squander this. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

I have a Keychron Q6 Max keyboard which needs to go into my will to be bequeathed to a child in the future. But how do you decide which child gets it??

I may have to join bsky just for the shitposting.

New achievement! RTFM as a Service! You found the documentation all by yourself. Don't you just feel like such a big kid now? Keep at it little one! At this rate you might be able to apply the docs one day too! I wouldn't count on it though. Reward... You've received a bronze I Can Read Now Box!

New achievement! Your Blueprint Is A Brownprint! Your idea was so bad we printed it off and used it as toilet paper! Reward... No reward! Rewards are for ideas that don't suck!

Engineer: This is why we invented load balancers. Engineer: The royal "we". I wasn't there. CTO: I was..

Me: They have all of the building blocks, but none of the glue. Putting them together is a shitshow. CTO: Like putting a home depot sign on a forest.

Systems that require perfect humans rarely have good outcomes.

www.dezeen.com/2026/06/04/l... This LEGO set has over 12,000 pieces. And like the actual Sagrada Familia, it may take you 146 years to complete.

And simon writes for the guardian

It just took me 10 minutes to buy Sudafed in this country. It would have been faster to find a meth dealer and get it from them

There are at least THREE ironies in this news feed snippet. AI writing about AI. AI saying what it's written may not be factual and you shouldn't trust it. And then AI mentioning human error in the context of air travel like it's not heard of decades of research on this topic.

Happy Towel Day everyone!

JACKPOT! cc @startrekshitposti.ng

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days Thursday, Friday, Happy Days Saturday, Sunday, Happy Days Monday, Tuesday, Happy Days Wednesday, Thursday, Happy Days Friday, Saturday, Happy Days Sunday, Monday, Happy Days Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days Thursday, Friday, Happy Days...

Friend: ah fuck, I'm an SRE @dbsmasher.com: We don’t choose the game. The game chooses us. Never in the history of "help, I've fallen into SRE" has there been as clear an answer on why this happens.

@nytguildtech.bsky.social Hey folks Can you help me understand why your games app, when I only played it for 20 minutes yesterday morning, continues to run in the background and use 10% of my total battery? As a percentage of my battery use, it's half the combined total of all apps. Pls help!

Maybe the best thing on the internet at the moment: * An AI PR pitching platform has confused Kyle Kingsbury, MMA fighter and podcast host with Kyle Kingsbury, software engineer and gay leather man * Good Kyle decided to start a podcast where he interviews confused manosphere influencers

"9.99 is still 3-nines" - @dbsmasher.com

Goose: WHAT ALGORITHM Goose, pursuing: WHAT ALGORITHM, KENNEDY

Go watch Project Hail Mary. If you can get an early screening before the main release next week, go. GO NOW.

I wrote this yesterday about the hero city of Minneapolis www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKOW...

Pulitzer Prize right here.

This is the last photo in that camera before @john-abernathy.bsky.social threw it. This is an incredible shot. Look at the reflection of the people running to him in the phone on the right side, while on the left side LEO is blocking the view of observers and protesters.

If you air fry a burrito, does it still become a chimichanga? @logik.al

Just watched the entire Fox interview with Mamdani and holy SHIT he killed it. This level of message discipline, framing the pitch to fit the priors & biases of the target audience, outflanking them on key narratives like mom-and-pop businesses — it is absolutely unbelievable to see this brilliance.

Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.

Dear @americanair.bsky.social You've changed your upcoming DFW-LAX from terminal D, to C, to D, to A while my friend is trying to get home. ...you could do a REALLY funny thing right now by changing it back to terminal D. cc @dbsmasher.com