Apolli

Hi, I'm Apolli! I'm a pansexual, non-binary computer nerd metalhead weirdo! I like to talk about: - Network Engineering - Software Development - Video Games - Metal Music - Specifically the band Ghost - Cooking! - Cute Art (I cannot draw) - Outfits! - Cosplay :) - Transformers :) - Dinosaurs!

babe you wouldnt get it... my tummy is shper sensitive so i can only eat people meat... it is mwdically necesaary for me to eat you and youre b3ing REALLY selfish rn

Was suspicious of something like this, given the way the issues seemed to wax and wane… Good work bsky team!

I love using this meme whenever I see an AI generated pictures of the weirdo doing something stupid. Seriously, there are so many hand-drawn political cartoons around the world featuring the turd doing literally everything. Not to mention he's a living cartoon character, so photos should be fine.

Booster separation confirmed

new communities like... *checks notes* women

I don’t like my writing style as much back then but I’m proud of this piece from August 2024 about the collapse of the Software As A Service industry. I hadn’t learned finance fully at that time and thus didn’t think about the debt side! Rookie mistake www.wheresyoured.at/saaspocalyps...

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

Not to brag, but I have this affect on many people @xochi.dev

Altman right now:

She's a little spooky, chat...

Drunk thoughts... Hell yeah I'll Jack off Daniels, why even ask???

we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work

The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what. www.popsci.com/science/tran...

Do you reckon they get all the cum in those porno dicks by preloading the urethra? Dark side of the peen... Or something...

That startled a genuine laugh out of me hahahha

is it good or bad that a billionaire oligarch with close ties to foreign dictators is currently downloading the most sensitive information the us federal government has about its citizens to his own private servers?

huh...

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man don't get tricked into agreeing with Matt Forney just because you're bad at shopping and like deliver. he's a longtime "Men's Rights" activist who refuses to learn to cook because he has spent the last twenty years incandescently furious that a woman isn't serving his every need

On Christmas day Russia shot down the Azerbaijan Airlines passenger plane, then refused to allow them to land within Russia, instead they forced them over the Caspian sea in an attempt to kill off the witnesses. Azerbaijan's President Aliyev called on Russia to accept blame.

so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this

Always good to come home for the holidays

Sobbing, thanks for the shout-out (I hate it)

Netanyahu: “You can’t be president of the US last time I checked, but assume you are.” Elon Musk, interjected: “Not officially.” Netanyahu responded: “Not officially. OK, so you’re the unofficial president.”

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

The 39th time we've had to post this, and this time about The Onion's original hometown.

There’s this special kind of dad…

Oh No He's Hot

Embroidery helps, though

The Yogscast Jingle Jam starts today! We are fundraising for many wonderful charities these next two weeks and streaming lots. This is my favourite event each year and I'm excited to be in Bristol from next week too. If you've never heard of the Jingle Jam, please check it here! www.jinglejam.co.uk

Big Pharma is the only reason anyone still dies from HIV: “We have the means to eradicate AIDS as a threat to human life. Greed is keeping this from happening.”

It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.

Tag urself, I'm "growled possessively"

* we want rep because we want community because we want to feel like we deserve to exist i didnt have that as a kid, so i thought the people who shunned me were right for it (albeit i was discriminated against for something else entirely)

This!! Elon acquiring Hasbro would be devastating for queer representation, especially for younger queer folks. Zide's put that brilliantly.

📢 📢 📢 @austinwitherspoon.bsky.social created a Bluesky notifications app! Android is still on the way, but the AppStore approved it today!! apps.apple.com/us/app/bluen... Just put in your handle (in settings) and then you can add accounts you want notifications for from your follow list.

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