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This is incredible

Pinball machines used to be outlawed because they looked too much like gambling.

No more AI generated promo fliers… I’m sick of the font. I’m sick of the formatting. I’m sick of the aesthetic.

"The future belongs to the CD/DVD loyalists. Fuck streaming."

@countbinface.bsky.social when you're elected can you make Pointless record with a live audience again

These craven scumbags blithely lied in order to get the day of headlines the mad king wanted. They knew they had nothing, but all that matters to them is whatever six-hour news cycle they're in the middle of.

Reiterating that Musk's literal voter bribery last time was an unambiguous go-directly-to-jail felony, for which people have been successfully prosecuted over vastly smaller amounts. It wasn't just pouring money into a PAC, whatever one thinks of that. It was a black-letter plain-as-day crime.

How Politico’s Negligence and Ignorance Helped Float Another DHS Lie

First on LateNighter: Comedy historian Kliph Nesteroff is turning his attention to one of comedy’s most beloved—and most elusive—figures: Norm Macdonald.

I know it's a small sample size but that's the best soccer game I ever watched the whole thing of

Sasha Vujacic sleeps a little easier tonight

we all died of covid in 2020 and we just live in hell now. prove me wrong

Finally!! I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=j02...

Abrego Garcia should apply for compensation from the weaponization fund

CLIENT: These federal charges seem serious. What kind of sentence could I get? LAWYER: Depending on the next presidential election, you're looking at somewhere between life imprisonment and becoming a millionaire.

#AbolishTheSenate

The Celtics will now play Game 3 on Amazon Prime, which means they will have played on ABC, Peacock and Prime in Games 1, 2 and 3, which is genuinely just completely unreasonable and unacceptable.

Play Garza

I need TP for my bunghole!

Carr has hardly been subtle about what he appears to believe his role is in the Trump administration: threatening and sidelining those in the media who broadcast commentary or interview politicians who speak counter to the Trump administration’s agenda.

Each year there's one toy that every kid wants. Cabbage Patch Kids. Furby. Labubu... It happens every year. I'm proud to announce what will surely be the next most popular & sought after toy of 2026. The Gene Shalit action figure!

Pete "No Quarter" Hegseth is an explicit believer in the notion that warcrimes are the path to victory. Congress needs to repeal the Hague invasion act, join the ICC, and pack Hegseth into a little box to go stand trial for his crimes

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I want to watch Trump cook 1 meal and eat it with his children and wife

Once again: A) This would be handing two of Hollywood's only remaining studios to a right-wing Trump ally and his "Dad said I could have it!" son, who B) has not begun to prove that he can successfully run one studio, let alone two. An utter disaster, although in fairness, that is Zaslav's brand.

*raises hand* who's taking the ubers and where are they going

i didnt know that the annoying people in the abu dhabi commercial are famous until i saw them in another annoying commercial for a.i. shit

The White House did a dishonest y-axis so I fixed their y-axis for them, you’re welcome White House www.howtoreadthisch.art/lets-conside...

At the risk of sounding dramatic, the Giannis/Kalshi partnership - especially given the timing - is a stain on the soul of the league, and everyone involved should be investigated.

The cavs are fucking stupid lol

During the Obama administration the right wing media machine would dream up conspiracies that Obama was *thinking* about doing something like what we’re seeing now (Jade Helm, FEMA Camps, etc) and it would drive their “coverage” for weeks and months

Wow that’s wild anyway the craziest story I heard out of Minneapolis was about a nurse trying to help a woman and getting shot to death and also a five year old was used as bait and also ICE shot a woman in the face and

Rest of America watching the Patriots go to the super bowl:

Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.

Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a man in Minneapolis on Jan. 24 according to local police officials. DHS told Fox News that the man was “armed with a gun”. A video of the shooting appears to show that a gun was taken from the man before the first shot was fired. x.com/BillMelugin_...