Alex Fitzpatrick

Space Telescope Science Institute@stsci.edu

OPPORTUNITY: The Space Telescope Science Institute in Baltimore, MD, is seeking a Stationary Engineer to operate, maintain, troubleshoot, and repair building systems including HVAC, electrical, plumbing, fire protection, alarms, and environmental controls: https://bit.ly/4Bu4WmO

Craig Calcaterra@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

Bloodbuzz ‘26

G. Willow Wilson@gwillow.me

Headline of the week

AFP News Agency@en.afp.com

Sixteen writers -- half French-speaking and half Japanese -- boarded a luxury train in Kyoto on Thursday, faced with the unusual task of collectively writing a novel in under 24 hours. u.afp.com/SCCX

Meredith Rose (from the grave) 👻@mrose.ink

What is your favorite meme/Onion headline about your profession?

Philadelphia Inquirer@inquirer.com

While the driver was asleep, three men made off with four pallets of ground beef shortly before 3:45 a.m. Tuesday.

inquirer.comGround beef worth $40,000 stolen from tractor-trailer in Northeast Philly

Bradford Pearson@bradfordpearson.bsky.social

shoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign

WIRED@wired.com

One of the great mysteries in astronomy has been why Venus has no moon. Now a new theory provides a simple answer: It might have been eaten. www.wired.com/story/venus-...

wired.comVenus May Have Devoured Its MoonOne of the great mysteries in astronomy has been why Venus has no moon. Now a new theory provides a simple answer: It might have been eaten.

CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social

We've got twin brothers umpiring in Baltimore, first game they have worked together

Talking Biz News@talkingbiznews.bsky.social

@axios.com seeks a reporter to cover electricity: talkingbiznews.com/biz-news-hel...

talkingbiznews.comAxios seeks a reporter to cover electricity - Talking Biz NewsAxios is hiring a reporter to be our subject matter expert on electricity and the future of energy. Why it matters: Electricity is easy to ignore — until it’s gone or expensive. This reporter will rev...

David Schraub@schraubd.bsky.social

Just got a phishing email from someone posing as my Rabbi, so that's a fun escalation.

CNN@cnn.com

Spending too much time working alone can be harmful to your mental health, new research suggests. As companies announce new return-to-office mandates, experts say it’s important to incorporate meaningful social interaction into your day, regardless of where you work. https://cnn.it/46Uoliz

Uncle Duke@uncleduke1969.bsky.social

they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough

DC Pierson@dcpierson.bsky.social

If you liked the Chicago Rat Hole, you’ll LOVE the Brooklyn Potato Chasm

ACARS Drama@acarsdrama.bsky.social

Air to Ground Message: I ALWAYS HAVE MY COFFEE WHILE WATCHING THE RADAR... THE BLEEPS THE CREEPS AND THE SWEEPS Area: Washington DC, USA Type: Airbus A220-300 A: #a5f69ff3015 F: #f404a47f5a9

ACARS Drama@acarsdrama.bsky.social

Air to Ground Message: OCCASIONAL LIGHT CHOP... AND ALL ATTEMPTS AT SHORTCUTS WITH ATC HAVE BEEN MET WITH DERISIVE LAUGHTER OH WELL... Area: Wichita, KS, USA Type: Airbus A319 A: #a4c98a70899 F: #fd8a9f15b89

ACARS Drama@acarsdrama.bsky.social

Air to Ground Message: HELLO, WE HAVE DECLARED AN EMERGENCY. CHEERS. Area: UK Type: Airbus A350-1000 A: #ac32b43a115 F: #f3fd5fb5def

Dakota Smith@weatherdak.bsky.social

The total solar eclipse, as seen from space.

CarNewsChina@carnewschina.bsky.social

Meet the Smart #2: Geely and Mercedes-Benz's 2.75m city car.

carnewschina.comGeely and Mercedes-Benz’s new 2.75m micro EV Smart #2 exposed by regulatory filings

San Francisco Chronicle@sfchronicle.com

A suspicious substance has been repeatedly poured around trees at a popular beach in Lake Tahoe. “The deliberate destruction of these trees is deeply troubling,” Sheriff Darin Balaam said.

bit.lySomeone is poisoning trees at a popular Lake Tahoe beach, sheriff saysA suspicious substance has been repeatedly poured around trees at a popular beach in Lake Tahoe. “The deliberate destruction of these trees is deeply troubling,” Sheriff Darin Balaam said.

The Independent@the-independent.com

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

trib.alJames Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s going to be really different’‘We are being really, really methodical,’ Bond producer said of finding next 007

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."

The Independent@the-independent.com

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

trib.alJames Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s going to be really different’‘We are being really, really methodical,’ Bond producer said of finding next 007

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social

SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

MaksonLima@maksonlima.bsky.social

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