Justin Maxwell

Mortal Kombat 2 is my Odyssey

For any of you using Monarch money, I made a gmail script to automatically forward to their new receipt scanning feature. Now we can actually get automatic categorization for apple and other merchants that have a variety of services, but have different categories github.com/jkmaxwell/mo...

kids, i have something exciting to tell you. I just financed a cybertruck through x the everything app. also your mom left

Not sure how to categorize my cat on lighterpack

I’ve been standing stock still in this wood for about 10 minutes while I mess about with a photo on my phone. I look up, notice the shape, and slowly crouch down to film This has made me so happy I feel I could cry. It’s as close to magic as I hope to get.

A candid photo of me using Fable to respond to an email.

Working with Claude all morning on an engineering project leaves me feeling like the aftermath of nitrous

every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally

Hi film people Why is the show The Agency so relaxing? There’s something special about it. The story is tense but the flow, soundtrack, pacing, color, etc is like being at the beach on a cloudy day If you have the vocabulary for this, I would like to learn. Thank you.

I just literally don't have the energy to be cynical anymore. It's just more of a giving up. I'm glad that humane failed, we knew it was stupid despite the hype telling us that we were going to inevitably get one. But 4M people buying Meta glasses are already proving me wrong.

This is why the FutureRetro Vectra is something I can’t let go of Nine different envelope shapes is just so forward-thinking and I want it on all my synthesizers

Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, the Roland TB-303?

Hey Lindsay Graham died. Have a good night.

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

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This is the most exciting thing in iOS 27

Discovered the scientific name of the common jay just now and knew immediately what I must do

The loss of zombie runner’s shoe store business to their coffee bar business felt like losing a friend. They didn’t just get me into the right running shoes they advised me on which ultras to start with and helped me find my first coach. But people would get fittings then order online to save $10.

came up with this analogy over coffee with @aub.bsky.social this morning. Software is becoming the equivalent of this thing

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

HYDRATION BREAK

SIGINT #56392 from PROWLER (COSMIC TOP SECRET) 1. Anti-Sustainability 2. Subsonic Distortion Hospital

Not enough people watched Amazon Women on the Moon as kids.

Real idea: As part of the effort to get DC and PR statehood, next Dem president should invent about State Weeks. Each of the 52 states gets its own celebration week every year. A random July week is Montana week. Tourism bonanzas. Televised lottery every year for week placement. We ain't above this.

if there’s one thing I can count on bluesky for it’s letting me know I’m not mad enough about things. ✅ I confirm I thought he sucked the whole time, I promise* * what’s great is how many different people this can apply to today

Yay my hauntology porn arrived lads.

I hold a lot of cynicism for the actual work experience of working at Google, but the perks were amazing. They did give us field trips, lectures, lessons, continued education, access to influential world leaders via onsite talks, etc. I think I left right as it was changing. 2013–2014.

Still working on my improved algorithm feed. For example, the majority of posts i got yesterday were about Platner and McConnell. They fulfill the requirements but are all bad vibes. A few is fine. Not 100s. I’m not sure how to fix this without some sort of text analysis. Any ideas?

The finger on the mouth / 'shhhh' pose that footballers do is nothing but super creepy. It really just gives off a "Don't tell the press / my wife / your mum / the police about what I just did" vibe. Surely it's not just me

Megaman sees me today

we exposed this bush to universal truth and for a moment there was silence. then the car alarms

Presenting my new project, QRTUBER Using constantly updating QRCodes for streamers to sync data to viewers! Doesn't even have to be sex toys being controlled, could be lights or gamepad state or whatever, but I'm me so that's what we're starting with. qrtuber.com

Also despite all the shitty stuff going on this is the most chill, fun 4th I’ve had in ages. Kids, friends, bike jumps, conversations and arguments, soccer, music, everything in-between. What a great day. Work is hard and my remodel sucks and I forgot to register my 7yo for camp this week.

Happy 4th

Ok but since it’s a drone show, the bullets take like 4 minutes to reach you like the mooninites one big bit scene. So you’re ok.

proudly flying the flag on this important day

Somehow I made it most of my life without knowing about The Sword, a sabbath-derivative metal & thrash band and they’re already up in my top metal bands list now. My current favorite track: youtu.be/cOt6U5t_Mpk?...

Happy 4th of July. Despite what you’ve heard, THESE colors don’t run

I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"

OH THE FACES I MADE WHEN THAT BEAT KICKED IN @bugpressure.bsky.social AND DIS FIG DONE DID IT AGAIN thebugdisfig.bandcamp.com/track/vanish...

Another absolutely amazing vid from @jjbbllkk.bsky.social Taste is a weapon, class warfare Not presented as scold at all. Pondering how consumerism eats away at our identity I think about this a lot as I believe good vibe makers and gear positively impact my own headspace and work