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What, no 'heart/brain organ' option? Jupiter has at times seemed very much like a living being. The 'big red spot' is perfectly plausible as a rudimentary eye.

No theory about the closing Red Spot. What an absurd.

It's turtles all the way down

That regular planet mus't been in for a shock when shoemaker-levy hit jupiter in 1994

There are neither Jupiter nor any so-called other "planets". It's all nothing but stupid projections on the black crystal half sphere with holes above the flat earth made to fake us all. I read it on the internet many times. People won't post lie on the internet, so i can be sure.

Jupiter is my ruling planet. Jupiter and the planet Venus are the benefics in the skies.

If we put it on a giant stick, how many licks to get to the center?

Fossilised Trumposaurus Rex?

Hamster ball

gunbuster.fandom.com/wiki/Buster_... 869 km long Degeneracy bomb(Black Hole bomb), Buster Machine 3, made by humans to fight off abnormal varying gravitational sources(space monsters) 10000 years later Jupiter is a 70km Eltreum class spaceship taking up the orbit. gunbuster.fandom.com/wiki/Eltreum

Duh… it’s chocolate. Everyone knows this.

🤣

What about the Monolith Theory?

So true

I learned about metallic hydrogen today

There really is an xkcd for everything.

Jimmy Hoffa

Day-old Panera bread bowl

Wait, are you saying Jupiter is pregnant? 😁

my guess is a planet sized kinder surprise toy

No giant semi-organic computer / brain theory? What if Jupiter, being as big as it is, is hiding dozens of massive suborbital cognitive machines below its clouds?

"Written as a joke but could be the core of a fun fictional setting" number 25

Wrong. Its cats.

Oh this is a good one!

If Jupiter has an avocado pit, does that mean all avocados are gas giants?

No diamond core? Aww...

Toxic gases mostly

5 is like Krikkit: hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Krikkit

I gotta go with the avocado seed. It's just SCIENCE, people!

LOL!

It is the one with the metallic hydrogen core.

I was hoping for a chocolatey center surrounded by a hard candy shell.

I'll take the spare Earth, please. As long as I can pick who goes to that one.

I think we should find out!

I thought Jupitercore was a design aesthetic emphasizing large round objects and not an actual real thing.

Is it like one of those kinder eggs?

Elon musk ripped dear moon to shreds:/ I hope we go to the moon with live stream. The moon and mars is earths not elons

Ridiculous. Everyone knows it's a tootsie roll!

Taffy.

Anaxagoras figured it out in 500 B.C, and in 240b.c Eratosthenes calculated the circumference to within a couple dozen miles of the true figure. Everyone knew it in the 1400s, Columbus just screwed up the math on where China would be on the globe, which is why no one wanted to back his attempt

Not accounting for Dwellers and their portal.

Doesn't it have to be rocky type stuff? It's gobbled up lots of asteroids over the years.

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No, it's "pit", but actually it's a seedless variety.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9rb...? Diamonds, à la Arthur C. Clarke?

Being the Jupiter, it naturally contains the one and only Jupit

You're just hoping to find a giant V-8 in there powering the whole thing.

Oh great, another wooden ball. These prizes in avocados need to start getting better.

I think there is a small moon orbiting just beneath the cloud layer and is the cause of The Great Red Spot.

with link to your url of course

Forget cottagecore. My aesthetic is Jupitercore.

lol treasure 😆

The 20th day of factoring xkcd comics 3083 is ✨𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓶𝓮✨ didn't expect another prime number so soon

oooo treasure!

A look at the temperatures and pressures needed to transform hydrogen from a gas to a metal and the stages that hydrogen passes through until it final becomes a metal. Also looking at the possible properties of metallic hydrogen. youtu.be/b-gCfHXNIVc

I support

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Clarke will be vindicated someday!

It's obviously chocolate.

Obviously a huge gobstopper

I hope it’s the back-up, emergency Earth. We’re gonna need it.

Indeed. Invented by John Carmack.

I think they have.

Protip: To defeat Jupiter, shoot at it until it dies.

Don't forget electric plasma theory: inner satellites beneath the gas cloud or that metallic hydrogen condenses to liquid at high pressure & even the sun has been contrasted as having a liquid core under its photosphere. What's the difference between metallic hydrogen & helium3? short answer NOTHING

it's gotta be chewy. whatever it is, definitely chewy.

It's hollow. There is nothing underneath those clouds but empty space.

I’m digging these new pokeball designs.

I wheezed with laughter

Regular planet with life on it, who wanted to build a Dyson sphere, but the sun was too far away

hard ball from avocado is so Outer Wilds-pilled

Thanks. I’m on iOS , no extended text for me, and this was bugging me.

nougat

No nougat center?

>pretends to be a gas giant to avoid detection >instead attracts extra attention from celestial objects badluckbrian.jpg

Giant Kinder Egg

Maybe it‘s where the cheese is from? Ask @scalzi.com

Thank you! Loads of Paradigm Shifting to be sure. A veritable Thomas Kuhn cornucopia.

Skeleton Crew (2024)

I say whatevers going on un Jupiter Ascending

I'm no expert, but doesn't Jupiter have a several billion year history of sweeping up asteroids and comets? Where does that stuff end up, if not in the middle?

Jupiter definitely has an avoidant personality

I have secret esoteric knowledge thst the core of Jupiter is in fact comprised of ancient, autonomous war machines.

what about the core of a tootsie pop

LMAO! 🤣

babylon bee headquarters

It's probably Bleu cheese just like the moon.

Jupiter has a magnetosphere so large that it reaches Saturn's orbit. That's still only half as big as ur mum.

Nougat

Forgot to mention "is made of cheese"! cc @scalzi.com

I like to think that the core is chocolate and the outer layers are not gas at all but solids of differing flavour. This makes Jupiter a giant jawbreaker.

there's a thing in Stellaris where you discover a gas giant is actually #5

As a gen X kid this is rhe only answer 😂

How many gigalicks does it take to get to the center?

No chocolate center?

I was hoping for fondant.

Black hole

there's a "your mom" joke here somewhere, I just know it

Someone forgot to ask the leading expert.

I read once that it could be a diamond the size of the Earth, which would be cool if Galactus ever got engaged

Tootsie roll, obviously