Barzin

Barzin

@barzin.sanctus.ca

Iranian-Canadian dude who runs Sanctus.ca and tries to survive other human beings, bro what even is this planet. Works in AI and human biological rejuvenation. Refuses to consider LLMs conscious until they start demanding the Epstein files be released.

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Oh, right, pinned posts, yea? 🤔 My name is Barzin, I work at my little bootstrapped IT & marketing start-up at sanctus.ca which I created for a few reasons. One, because I wanted to be my own boss, second because I was tired of watching big tech rip off and just about enslave people.

Popular news media completely avoiding the possibility that people will just be a noetic cloud floating in hyperspace before they finally understand true enlightenment is letting go of all attachments and liberate themselves from samsara

OpenAI: calls them agents even though it's just an LLM with web search Meta: calls it superintelligence when it's just a light agent in a pair of AR glasses that lets you turn down the volume on your annoying Spotify music by sliding your finger on the folding handle

The real reason he got all that CIA funding 🍆

HappyToast@happytoast.co.uk

Just realised Mark Zuckerberg invented Meta Glasses just so he could film you all in the nude and make a database of everyone's genitals.

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Alex Acosta gave Jeffrey Epstein, a rapist and abuser, a sweetheart deal. Epstein continued to abuse girls while in prison, after which Trump made Acosta Labor Secretary in his first term. #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

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Supplementary information for this article as collected by Fleetwood: • How to Optimize a CUDA Matmul Kernel for cuBLAS-like Performance: siboehm.com/articles/22/... • Outperforming cuBLAS on H100: a Worklog: cudaforfun.substack.com/p/outperform...

Sung Kim@sungkim.bsky.social

Defeating Nondeterminism in LLM Inference by Horace He (Thinking Machines' blog, an AI lab founded by Mira Murati) Connectionism will cover topics as varied as their research is: from kernel numerics to prompt engineering. Here, they share what they are working on.

Hot damn it's happening

mr. TIM@timkellogg.me

K-Dense: A multi agent that has made discoveries in human aging - Gemini-2.5-pro - 4 specialized sub-agents - discovery improved aging by 4.5 years - needs guidance by human researchers www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1...

Naive AI Alignment without reckoning for geopolitical subversion could potentially become a disastrous global cultural imposition. Not sure if @karenhao.bsky.social is already aware of this paper (osf.io/preprints/ps...) but it reminded me of her work and seemed up her alley..

strat7.comWEIRD in, WEIRD out - STRAT7Why today’s AI thinks American - and why that’s a problem. This provocative read from STRAT7 explores how generative AI tools mirror a narrow slice of humanity - WEIRD cultures and what that means for...

Granted it's from 2023 so I guess all frontier labs must have diversified their data sets by now?? It's a fairly dated paper definitely by AI timelines..

First time using Copilot in Outlook to convert a Markdown response from Gemini into HTML in order to neatly insert it into an email, and, it's terrible. You know how Gen Z said Threads was so "Millennial-coded"? This experience was very "Microsoft-coded" 😛

>It literally cuts off the text and I can't even horizontal scroll or drag-resize the pane, there's only an obscure button at the top right >You can't insert raw HTML into emails with Outlook Bro what is this 🤣 why, WHY WOULD ANYONE USE THIS??

I can't believe how lucky I am, after it's all said and done, that Canada took me in. I hope to grow strong to defend this country and what it stands for, this place is as close to the promised land as I've ever seen if not it.

I keep forgetting Trump has a son - or more than one in fact - and still that hasn't stopped him from being this much of an asshole. Should be considered child abuse to be brutally honest.

I can't imagine having kids and putting them through all this bullshit, trying to show them how big their old man is by canceling comedians. Brother, it is *fucking pathetic*.

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On the last episode of MLST Karl Friston said - if he had to pick one quality necessary at a minimum for an organism to have consciousness, it would be being capable of a sufficiently large temporal depth. Temporal depth is exactly what our paper is about www.frontiersin.org/journals/psy...

frontiersin.orgFrontiers | Temporal depth in a coherent self and in depersonalization: theoretical modelMultiple theoretical models of dissociative experiences have been formulated over the last century. These theories are clinically useful; however, it remains...

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1999: Global solar power exceeds 1000 MW. 2012: Global solar power exceeds 100,000 MW. 2022: Global solar power exceeds 1,000,000 MW. 2024: Global solar power exceeds 2,000,000 MW.

My biggest AI flex is that I have a codebase now that costs 176K tokens to get a typical SOTA model to get up to speed with how it works and what to do with it. Apparently this is about as many words as a full-length novel.

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My dad boycotted Papa John's until his dying breath because one of their drivers drove recklessly and nearly hit us kids in front of our house, and when he called the store to complain the manager laughed and hung up on him. I intend to carry on that legacy. Fuck Papa John and his shitty pizza.

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Usually smells wafting in from my window are either somebody in this place smoking weed, or barbecue, or the smell of burning fall leaves; for some reason the scent coming through the window is... very distinctly... 90s fabric softener..

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The Epstein Investigation is so much bigger than you can imagine. It is not only about justice for survivors—it is also about the institutions and systems that protected rich and powerful men they knew were abusing women and children: the banks, the government agencies, and other powerful people.

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Ontario's deficit rising to $12 billion 2025-26. Ontario's debt rising to $549.3 billion in 2029-30. Ford can save money by cancelling the $2.3 billion taxpayer subsidy for a private luxury spa at Ontario Place and the $100 billion fantasy 401 tunnel. #ONpoli toronto.citynews.ca/2025/09/17/o...

toronto.citynews.caOntario deficit and debt to grow significantly over next 5 years: FAO reportA new FAO report projects the province's deficit and debt will grow significantly over the next five years.

In which post-late-stage capitalism realizes that killing all your customers is actually bad for business and maybe metaphorically hooking them up to be milked for a lifetime like cattle isn't just shitty - which *should* be the first concern, but, like, also my bank account, man

Novelty Cistern@noveltycistern.bsky.social

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

I'm so exhausted by this right wing resurgence bullshit I'm easily at risk to fail my DEI course from sheer emotional burnout that sort of bleeds through to the surface. The part of me that wants to do good is halfway morphed into something that just wants to see it all burn now.

Also for the record just getting this off my chest made me feel better and realize there's a danger in thinking like this because you can easily get sucked into that mentality.

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if you have infinite monkeys typing on infinite typewriters one of them will eventually produce the entire works of shakespeare. but you don't have that kind of start up capital. start with 10 monkeys writing steven king's Christine. soon you'll be turning a profit and can start scaling your monkeys

Goddamn imagine liking Biden or Obama so much you'd be willing to send pipe bombs to Mar-a-Lago Absolutely palpable poverty of political choices, just outright brutal

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