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Its called natural selection 🙂

God bless @theonion.com

The onion should have flashing lights around its posts so thst I dont waste my time even reading the headline of their silliness.

It's really hard coming up with stuff he didn't actually say, isn't it?

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Car seat sauna! Be sure to put those tots in some tight 501s for max benefit. And mom, when you’re finished with your shopping and mani/pedi, be sure to plunge Junior into an ice bath flush rinse those toxins away. (Removal from the car seat is optional)

"F"ING NUT !

this is dangerous... MAGA can't read more than a headline

I don’t think injecting stuff to your body as an addict makes you a doctor. 😁

Might want to delete this one since Maha is too dumb to understand satire.

Satire is no longer required.

The Onion is going to need to try harder because this reads as exactly something that moron would say!

I didn't realize this was a joke at first and was looking forward to learning more

What is it with Kennedys and cars? Dallas Chappaquiddick

Imagine living in a world so bizarre that you feel the need to point out that this is parody.

The sad fact is that there are people stupid enough to actually do this 😕

The fact that I thought it was real says more about him than it does about me.

OMG, I had a moment there where I thought he really said that. How far we have fallen.

mmmm, hot babies

This genuinely sounds like something this fucker would say

Sad thing with RFK Jr is he's beyond satire.

Careful, there are many incredibly stupid Americans who might actually think this is a true headline.

(The Onion.)

I fully expect RFK to say something like that.

And then, Katherine Hepburn slapped him silly from beyond the grave, telling him to quit using her voice.

I still can't get my head around the fact the Senate confirmed him 🙄

wasnt there a beatles song about this?

His face always stays flushed. Sir, stay off the cocaine snorting.

That worm is working overtime

What a timeline if for a moment you’re not sure if it’s true or sarcasm.

Dollars to donuts at least one MAGA nut will think he actually said this and then carry it out.

This is a joke about homeopathy.

The onion is a source of some wit. Babies in cars are 'a phenomenon' in every nation with automobile transportation. Every year hundreds of children die like that.

Stop giving them ideas! 😂

Almost impossible to tell if anything about RFK is satire. Anything tracks.

Raw honey is the best midday snack at daycare centers

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Me too!

I figured out it was satire because RFK would actually say something way dumber.

Hey we've all done it amirite?

Honestly had to triple check this before I was satisfied it was actual onion

This idiot. Somebody please step in to stop this madness. Congress should impeach before he kills us all.

Id say about 87% of news about the Trump regime, and crackpot weirdo Bobby Kennedy, Jr and the United States at large, resembles some joke story from The Onion, so…

Please stop giving him ideas

I swear, every time I see one of these headlines, I go "WHAT???"...then remember to look for "The Onion". We're way deeper than the rabbit hole now, and way past that signpost up ahead.

This is so wrong 😆

To be fair, there isn't enough research to disprove this.

Omg

Don’t blame you

I can't believe how I have to stop and give consideration to a post like this to ask if it's for real....not automatically going "no no.....that's not possible...." How in the world did we get to this place? /rhetorical question

This will save so much on health care costs. Truly, he was sent by an Angel.

It’s funny, but he’s actually dumb enough that I could see him say it. 😂

Please stop giving him ideas.

Ffs 🤣 I can actually imagine him saying this. It would explain why so many Republicans left their kids in hot cars last summer

OMG. I wasn't quite sure I should repost this. We do have idiots in the US.

Maybe RaFK Jr. should be left in a hot car for a few dozen days and all the toxins in his brain will be sweat off.

Scrolled too quickly and had to do a double check.

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2nd time you guys got me with this one on a different site

This headline is scary knowing how stupid maga are

The world we're in when I have to double check that this is from The Onion. Never stop doing what you do!

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I had to double take this. Reality and satire have become a circle.