Randy Tayler

I would love to live someplace cold like Denmark, but I don't speak Danish. So I'm moving to Poptartica

someday anthropologists will call this era the dumbassic period www.tmz.com/2026/10/25/n...

I don't want to alarm anyone, but I did ULTRA MILD yoga last night (despite my chronic pain), and this morning I feel GREAT. This is like if the solution for weight loss was eating vegetables or something.

I would love to see wild success stories of people who didn't make it big until their fifties or later. Don't give me "thirty under thirty" - give me "finally at fifty." Then give me credit for the idea and make me rich and famous, too. I'll be over here.

So, is there a,,,,,,,,,,, mister Wonder Woman?

So,,,,,,,,, is there a wonder man?

As long as AI can be used to hack servers, couldn't we ask it to hack them just to patch them? "Claude, attempt to hack this website, and if you get in, patch it, leave a note for the administrator, and disconnect."

(with apologies to Frost, Williams, and Kipling) This is just to say so much depends upon the plums that were in a red wheelbarrow. I took the one and everything that's in it on a snowy evening, and that has made all the difference.

I hate that the whole world knows about "Yes, and" now. That was like our little secret in improv land in decades past. I had one comedy skill and it's now transparent to everyone. Time to start honing my flatulence humor, I guess. (Yes, butts.)

Websites may be down today for safety's sake before a patch goes live for a critical security vulnerability. If you manage a server or website, move quickly. arstechnica.com/security/202...

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

My girl warming up some hot pockets

This is one of those "I wish I hadn't used my full name as my handle everywhere" type of days

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If there were a nationwide Day of Action - dedicated to fighting MAGA and fascism - what would you hope people would do on that day? (Voting doesn't count. That's a given.)

This sounds awesome. I loved the original for a long while; I think they'll be able to avoid the missteps from the original series.

That's a real nice piece of anecdotal evidence you got there. Be a shame if somebody countered it with scientific studies

Wait, we're not pegging our jeans anymore?

My biggest flex is walking without hesitating towards automatic doors. God I must look cool

are duck blurs a real thing

Seventeen years later… The time has come for Machinarium 2 🦾🔧 Wishlist NOW on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/1619280/...

A friend's child has a loose tooth. The lad told me that since it's on the bottom row, he'll only get coins from the Tooth Fairy, but that top-row teeth get paper money. I don't remember hearing about this new policy but I think it was part of Obamacare.

OMG YES

How the hell does Mamdani and his team get so much done? I just washed my dishes for the first time all week.

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

My long term memory is so much worse than it used to be. (I presume.)

The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.

"Woke" reminds me of cooties.

[to waiter at chain restaurant] a round of free margaritas or I tell you it's my birthday

This is wild new information, I was always taught at Boy School that the teen girls in old Beatles footage were screaming because someone asked them to do math.

I know the Photoshop job on this site listing makes it look like the treadmill is very large, but the model is actually 7'1", so the treadmill is actually even bigger

I've started playing Wordle left-handed to try to rekindle that spark.

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

When your friends tell you you're a nerd, it's so much worse than when you hear it from Borzak, the twelfth level robo-sorcerer who nobody but you can see

Been a while since English got a new homonym for there/they're/their. I propose "thair" - dunno what it means yet, though.

Researchers Identify Gene Responsible For Visualizing Murder After Touching Missing Person’s Sweater https://theonion.com/researchers-identify-gene-responsible-for-visualizing-murder-after-touching-missing-persons-sweater/

Doctors in the Marvel Universe must have weird days.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

If you build a better mousetrap, the world will beat a path to your door. The world of mice, I mean. They're drawn to the trap from miles away - so many mice, dying by the thousands! And there's no way to turn it off! Oh god, what have you done?!