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How asinine.

These people are soulless. Anything in service to protect the thin skinned leaders fragile ego.

Speaking of destruction of property …they’re not serious people.

These people should be allowed to sue the Trump estate, not the government, watch these prosecutions vanish

Can we do a press conference on trumps corruption next?

Bullshit.

Lmao, this administration is such an embarrassment. Y'all really indicted some random dude to protect the poor widdle president's fee-fees as a cover up for an unnecessary, predictably shoddy job done by a corrupt no-bid contractor? The loser energy radiating off this is at Chernobyl levels

Another loss coming for Box of Wine Jenny.

Just for the JUDGE

The sheer idiocy of this is why celebrating the 250th is not something I can get on board with. This poor man's reputation is being trashed by this admin for no reason other than to cover Trump's ass.

Congrats to Hearn on his near future exoneration.

This is what I call performative bullshit. He did nothing, and that will be proven. But diaper don needs to have his ass kissed, and pirro loves to do that.

Can’t wait to see the non existent evidence

Marc Elias and Democracy Docket are defending David Heard. If you have a few extra dollars send it to @democracydocket.com . It’s one very effective way we can fight this corrupt nonsense.

JFC

Such bullshit.

This will get laughed out of court

Speaking of destruction of federal property

This is totally crazy!

Where is George Conway!!!

Is she going to indict the caravan that was driving on the still-curing sealant?

Oh puhleeze

Pirro go jump in the slime. This is way beyond stupid. Maybe trump will award you some flag blue paint, unless the court throws indictment out which then trump the baby he is will throw you in the r pool

Man, Pirro is wearing a lot of bronzer or is that straight up black face?

Just absolute juiceless cunts. They eat shit spectacularly and then draw everyone’s attention to it.

"destruction of property" bsky.app/profile/ryan...

It'll be interesting to see who gets the case. Lots of Obama appointees.

"U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!"

#Algatifa

Anyone getting a fundraiser for him?

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Guy touched floating piece of scrap covering in the water. Better break out the death penalty. Fucking circus.

time to get those grand jury transcripts

Sandwich lady going in for another bite.

What's her pregame before a press conference?

Gee I wonder if they looked into his politics in preparation for this lunacy?!!

Destruction of public property. Have they looked around the WH grounds lately? 🤡

Enough is enough, America.

The Trump regime is totally aware that they got nuthin' AND THEY DON'T CARE. Trump does not misspeak. Trump does not make mistakes. Trump does not lose. Ever. Trump targeted this normie and that settles it: he's going down. Period. That's your president in a nutshell.

When is Pirro going to be indicted for wasting government funds & false arrests?

He should immediately request the grand jury materials based on all the other incidents of misconduct and the sheer absurdity, given I'm pretty sure he's on camera just putting his hand in the water

big question on the actual evidence presented to the GJ. This DOJ has been caught manipulating evidence to GJs before. More to come on this one.

FOR SOMETHING THAT HE DIDN'T DO. He did not destroy anything. I can't believe this.

Oh good, Pirro keeps fucking things up He’ll walk Scot free

Olympic champion Davey Hearn was corruptly prosecuted by DJ T & his DOJ lackeys & minions for propaganda. Shame on everyone involved in this false prosecution of an innocent person just to shore up the ego of DJ T. We the people must all vote this November to #KeepTheRepublic 🇺🇸 safe from corrupt DJT

Performative idiocy for the audience of one.

I think the person who needs to be indicted is trump. He made the reflection pool and the Whitehouse look like trash . And with our money.

America has lost all sense of reason.

Ridiculous. Hope this will get thrown out in court.

Another settlement for wrongful prosecution paid for by the American taxpayer.

Y'know, the more people get sent to prison for very long stints for non-crimes (like having a zine), the more it's going to occur to people they may as well make it worth their while.

Pirro vs Algae Pirro vs Salami Sub That’s quite a resume😂

pirro’s pregaming hard

The US DOJ going full Kafka

Was sandwich guy different because he was accused of assaulting a federal officer?

Probably assembled DOJ staff to do it.

Oh, I'm an attorney. I know this very well. I just find it interesting that they couldn't get a GJ to indict the sandwich guy, gave up, and settled for a misdemeanor charge instead. Then, in Broadview 6, it came out that they did all manner of improper things with the GJ to secure an indictment.

When he is set free and awarded millions in damages I think that Pirro should have to pay the fines out of her own pocket. As a taxpayer, I'm sick of having to pick up the tab for their performative bullshit.

how drunk is she going to be

Let's see all the contracts & details on that job.

File under: put me on that jury, bitches.

Jennene Piro’s press conference will start right after she drinks her lunch.

Is this the sequel to Sandwich Man?

Judge needs to immediately get the grand jury transcripts No doubt serious fuckery by Judge Box O’ Wine was involved to get that indictment from a DC grand jury

Can you destroy something that’s already been destroyed?

Arrest, grand jury indictment, press conference…I got excited thinking there was movement on the Epstein Files…but the reflection pool that tRump’s Temu contractors ruined? An Olympic canoeist? Huh. (Republicans actually believe this will play well?)

Can we GoFundMe this guy's legal defense?

He should crowdfund

What an indefensible waste of DOJ resources

Of course, no retribution event is complete without a new conference.

Bingo. 47 could give a shit about anyone but himself. It's perfect cover for his disastrous no-bid contract that was a perfect failure.

Janine missed her parking spot.

Jury nullification is a thing, so I understand.

I'm not saying Judge Boxowine should be cast into the pool as punishment for her sins. I'm just saying, the water's there, and she sucks. Draw your own conclusions.🤷‍♂️

This is the million dollar question…

I hope he sues the shit out of them for wrongful prosecution

"Okay, we need a scapegoat here - should we make it one of the folks who DROVE A MOTORCADE OVER IT!? No?"

Fabricated charges to make an example of someone. At best, Hearn wins at great cost to his wallet

This is ridiculous

Her husband has long standing ties with the Mafia

Not the most important thing, but isn't he still an Olympic canoeist?

They will and are about to make yet another circus of this. And it is a nothing burger.

Show trials for the reflecting pool huh

Almost like it's deja vue all over again. ...

If only he’d raped a 13 year old he’d have got off completely.

pirro:

Pirro knows she isn't going to win. What she's doing is forcing Hearn to pay up for lawyers out of his own pocket & lose his own money as he goes thru the ordeal. I pray the first thing his lawyers bring up is how Trump drove his limo over the surface. And Pirro should be disbarred.

🙄

What a crock of shit

… followed relatively quickly by the all the shit pinging back and hitting her in her alcoholic face. 🍿🍿🍿

Pathetic...how much longer, are the American people going to put up, with this CRAP.

Just because he canoes? Oh. Canooooo!

FDJT.

It just keeps getting more ridiculous.

A press conference for touching peeling paint. I have a picture of what Jeannine Pirro looks like if you peal the paint off her face.

Oh yes let this go to court please! I just want to see the discovery on that.

I am feeling, selfishly, that I am living in a nightmare. David Hearn's nightmare is worse. Does he have a gofundme page for legal fees?

Let's hope they actually follow procedure instead of shopping around for prejudiced jurors like they have been.

It’s all bullshit and just Trump trying to cover for a Piss Poor Job done by the contractor who has done work for Trump. And now it’s being said that they used a toxic coating. Show the poof Trump of someone cutting the coating with a box cutter… let’s see it!!!

Oh, we know. You’re just the current scapegoat.🐐 Are there really “6 or 7 other arrested vandals”?(😂)

Discovery will be a laugh riot

does it smell bad???

Unfortunately they are figuring out how to rig the grand juries and get charges. Now they can arrest and jail this guy and make his life hell. The grand juries that have been charging people for Trump's DOJ should be investigated and the people on them should have to face charges.

Sandwich Indictment 2.0

““I didn’t vandalize anything,” Hearn,who had been cycling, “I didn’t destroy or break or peel anything. By the time I realized what was going on, I was being put in handcuffs.” At the time of his arrest,He had just finished a 52-mile bike ride- he visited the Lincoln Mem to see the reflecting pool

Bring on the MF’ing D. I. S. C. O. V. E. R. Y. 🍿🥤

"We found the vandal !!! It was Trump. They removed the nanobubblers for vanity reasons ahead of the UFC weigh in." --- A.G. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/26/u...

Kangaroo court is now in session. This country has become a joke.

He’s being used as an example to generate fear in us all.

Jfc truly pathetic.