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Regular human: “Liveing is too expensive” Rich assholes: “just don’t live”

😌😂

"Starve Yourself Rich: How the Younger Generation is Riding Those Hunger Pangs all the Way to the Bank"

Perhaps to save money, we should eat the rich instead of skipping meals

"To save money, just stop"

That is just pure sadness

Who the hell wrote this.... Gabriel? I'll eat YOU for breakfast, motherfucker.

they’re the same thing

Seems economical lol 😅

Amazing. I'm legitimately trying to remember the last time I had steak. I think it was when someone else served it to me. While that rich people think we're eating steak all the time

I hate these ghouls.

Did the WSJ article (from a year ago) discuss the dominance of the egg industry by Cal-Maine Food, which owns the Farmhouse Eggs, Sunups, Sunny Meadow, Egg-Land’s Best and Land O’ Lakes brands? Among others? Did it mention the company's record profits?

“We do have an efficiency option, social memorials. However, we cannot guarantee that only family will be interred.”

Hey, don't knock it! I've saved heaps by not eating my diamond-flecked granola

Meanwhile, the broader market are at record highs.

“Here’s how Millennials are killing agriculture.”

I like how the body of the article is about how like eggs and bacon prices have gone up. Like if you can't eat a full cooked breakfast why not just starve? It's like something someone say to Louis XVI.

Tax the rich. Use the funds to fund school lunches and expand food programs for most people.

Well, who is going to be skipping breakfast now? www.wsj.com/lifestyle/ca...

Stupid.

Next it’s going to be “to save money follow the harvesters and pick up any stray kernels before the crows eat them”.

unironically I have done this to save money

alternatively, eat the rich

Can you provide a link? I just searched their website and can’t find it.

but breakfast is the most cost effective meal of the day

I’m breathing less and less each day. Doing my part.

Can’t go broke, if you Starve

You misread. It says "skip breakfast", not "stop eating".

You know what? Just STOP. :D

Do they not understand I've been doing that for A DECADE???

Want to save money. Boycott McDonalds Burger King Starbucks Papa John’s AirBnB And any company supporting Israel’s genocide in Gaza and the Illegal Israeli Occupation. bdsmovement.net/Act-Now-Agai...

To save money, don’t buy anything by from the WSJs advertisers.

Speaking of eating, just read The Secret Life of Groceries, which gives some insight into why working people can’t afford breakfast, among other problems… www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...

For what it's worth, no one needs to eat 3 meals a day. You've just been condition to think you do. 18:6 Intermittent Fasting does wonders for the body and it's not hard habit to adjust to at all.

This doesn’t even work cos lunch and dinner are even more expensive 😭

First avocados, now toast.

Don't forget the rich are made out of edible meat.

If I skip breakfast I will be beyond hangry and end up in prison … Where they have to legally feed and shelter me, so maybe they are onto something. 🤔

I read this article. The headline has nothing to do with the contents.

"I cant afford food" "So stop buying food"

I mean in fairness, not eating would definitely save you a lot of money.

For the sake of the economy, do we need ALL of you?

WSJ. Why am I not surprised that the mouthpiece of our lords and masters would suggest that.

Then they will complain that the economy collapses because "people consume less".

P sure that's how the billionaires saved up that much

The richest country in the world.

Gabriel said; "To save money, you've gotta die 🥸...maybe"

That's some real north Korea dear leader bullshit

I feel as though the 3 meals a day is arbitrary. It makes sense to space out your meals, but 3 meals a day is a very old practice, so it might be untrue. If we buy less food, it would also help the economy as the strain it would cause businesses would force them to improve.

By: Bill Ackaman

How long until it's just "Stop."

Wait… we aren’t supposed to eat avocado’s?

They can't stop me from digging up the dirt that's in my general vicinity, though!

But the real reason to do this is to minimize your carbon footprint.

Dying is expensive. In the future, you will be kept in stasis, except when needed to contribute to profit and productivity.

unsubscribing from WSJ is another great savings tip

I prefer the later edit...

These spoiled Millennial brats and their three meal a day expectations. I remember a time we only had cigarettes, black coffee and scotch for days on end.

You're poor because you eat enough to survive. Such weakness.

delay breakfast...intermittent fasting is potentially revolutionary for helping to adjust our over consumption ( of all products)habits...

@DougJBalloon

Give it a month, then we see the "why are melenials/ gen Z killing the egg industry" posts

You've got to make cuts where you can...

WSJ next week: “Actually, lunch is not just overrated, it is shortening your life.”

Are you celebrating the anniversary of this article? www.wsj.com/livecoverage...

don't eat dinner or lunch it's cheaper

..."maximise your savings by never eating ever again"

Do they mean buying breakfast? I have not eaten breakfast in years. Haven’t saved any money.

The irony of eating avocados is that back when in my youth we would just go to the yard and pick fresh ones straight from the tree. It was free food.

Maybe you should go fuck yourself, Gabriel T. Rubin

Breakfast like a Royal, lunch like a merchant, dinner like a pauper.

As someone who already regularly skips lunch due to finances… I have a few questions

Don't buy your breakfast, hunt for it. The rich are easy prey and their taste is satisfying.

Kinda my plan there. I figure a massive coronary at my desk is the way to go.

As someone who regularly skips breakfast. It doesn't help.

Six months from now: “Are Millennials killing the Pop-Tart industry?”

I kinda do this, yeah. I just take food from the breakroom for breakfast. Let them buy it and I get a break about ten minutes into my shift.

And somehow, rags like these are still treated as legitimate news outlets.

Yeah, we're less than half a step away from 'eat the rich'.

But it's the most important meal of the day!

If they brought down the price of beer I'd be up for it..

Save money by not spending money. Yes, that'll work.

Please, I'm begging you, don't give them ideas

They draw you in with intermittent fasting, then they quickly escalate to permanent fasting. Have you tried being a breatharian?

I'm old enough to remember when newspapers were telling us that breakfast was the most important meal of the day.

It makes a huge difference in your budget

It's also like, That's his best solution? Give up? This headline feels like it's written by a guy who only buys Starbucks for breakfast. There's probably some bored housewife on her lil' blog trying harder than this guy.

I've been doing this for years!

It's a worthy sacrifice so millionaires and billionaires can buy a third boat.

Working to one day afford breakfast everyday. Welcome to the 20s.

It's lunch I skip.

I rarely eat an actual breakfast so this isn't really that shocking to me

Poor people scraping by day to day reading this like “Oooh, duh! Just skip meals! Why didn’t I think of that??”

think how much money you'd save if you just fucking died

I had to look this up. Yes, they published this in 2023, a little less than a year ago, but they still had the gall to suggest that the average American should jeopardize their nutrition so the rent-seeking class could profit.

50c for a couple of eggs, $1 if they're organic or from a convenience store, 10c for bread? For that you can make coffee or add half a small avocado in season and it's still ok.

I eat grass for breakfast. 😜

Lift and let your stomach sing.

The American Dream!

We should be eating the rich.

That’s an HEB, I just find it interesting WSJ is using an image from Texas. I know it’s national wide but still.

"We ran our numbers and you all are going to have to make sacrifices."

Jesus! 🤦🏻‍♀️😤

"stop eating" ... "anything but avocados" we back up

Breakfast is relatively cheap.

Fried ice this week

Wtf

They finally managed to get intermittent fasting to catch on.

Or, eat the rich. That saves money too.

I stopped eating breakfast. Turns out I was intolerant to most breakfast food and didn't have time to cook and eggs.

"can I get wage" "mm nah how about company yoga" "but can't afford life" "have you thought about starvation?"

Maybe they should just fk off.

1 in 4 Americans places bets during the Super Bowl, but yeah…we should stop eating so we can afford our addictions 😒

That "17 hours ago" is doing a lot of heavy lifting for a year old article.

The only breakfast I’ve eaten in decades has been at dinner time. Income inequality ain’t just a river in Egypt ;)

Almost $7 here.

but consider: if everybody does this, Big Toast will lose money and need a huge federal bailout, costing more than anyone saved by going hungry

Next level will be: take a tent, hunt your food and live in the mountains... Anything but shares rich money

From “breakfast is the most important” to “rather than address the problems that have led us here, how bout you just starve yourself a little bit”