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This is how I feel. This is how I react. This is how I love. youtu.be/bixtQAq2LzE?...

Too young for Instagram, not too young for an ankle monitor...

New shoes. No visible blood,but I'll be Ubering home instead of walking. #corporatelife #workfromtheoffice #pain

Still here.

When someone runs your code in the wrong environment and errors abound. 🤣 It's not about the mistakes, but how you recover that matters. youtube.com/shorts/0IeOQ...

Expensive bin arrived today from Japan and I am happy with my purchase. It looks cute, good size.. The PEDAL omg.. when I step on it the bin doesn't move, it just opens.

You are enough 💜 youtu.be/_ZPBGv2BG6U?...

Unsure if this is adult or stupid but I spent $218 on a kitchen bin this morning. It's being shipped from Japan. No, it's not a sensor bin, isn't Alexa-enabled, sentient or anything like that. I just liked the size, colour, and the overall engineering of the design. Hoping it lasts.

This really attractive and charismatic woman in her 50s made a move and I wanna go there, but then her 30ish daughter sauntered up. I'm in my 40s. Still fantasising.

Turns out the thing worked. Technically. The issue was my code taking 1.5hrs to execute instead of < 1 sec. Fixed it by adding 7 characters to this one line... 😂😅🤣😅

When code works in all staging environments. But doesn't work in prod. And there's no clear error message. Ugh! This doesn't happen often. Is it a permissions issue? Some weird environment setting? So difficult to diagnose without direct access to prod.

CRM data breaches are increasing. Outsourcing = Risk Not Outsourcing = Risk How do businesses navigate this? 1) Don't cut corners when it comes to data security 2) #1 3) Only put the data you actually need into the system. Not all of the data. 4) Don't be afraid to let go of old data.

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Loving the taco shop that opened up here. So many flavours. So good.

Bought an adult colouring in book. Oddly satisfying and relaxing to be using textas again.

🎵 Got my tax back, baby.... 🎵🎶

Sunsets keep me warm.

This time last year

Got pinged in the Qantas data breach. 🙄 Fucking Qantas. The shitty airline that takes all your money, stomps on the competition, then gives you an "average at best" in-flight experience. I'm in Australia. But my preference is Singapore Airlines. For a reason. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Okay. NOW I understand the weather warnings. Omg.

Blah

I don't know what you were expecting but FYI this is what Judgment Day will look like

I wish I bought more tacos.

Ohhh tacos. So good. Yes.

Adelante youtu.be/gFQ01Fs952o?...

Life goals youtube.com/shorts/SQ1qq...

In a pinch, mushroom sauce can be made with chocolate flavoured non-dairy drinks. Just discovered this. It won't taste like the mushroom sauce your grandma made. But it's not bad either. The chocolate blends with thr mushroom, and goes well with the steak. It's a mistake I'm gonna try again.

Getting into cars with strangers as a way of life. youtu.be/jgAJa-CVhY0?...

It's cold. It's Saturday night. And I'm bored.

When a cyberpal dies, the internet dies a little. Moss, you were amazing. The glue that held us together in that time. Fuck hearts.

Sydney Trains are the absolute worst. Like, why have a public transport system if it can't transport the public from A to B?

People have been liking a comment I made on this in 2023 and the notifications led me to enjoy this again. Needs to be memorialised.

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The ASX bungling their blockchain based replacement for the CHESS platform was the most obvious outcome ever.

If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation.

Fuck yeah!!!!! youtu.be/sRvEwXDxz_I?...